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Post by Grimly Fiendish on Oct 5, 2006 18:26:28 GMT
That's why I said it was perverted!
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Post by Stan Butler on Oct 5, 2006 18:30:59 GMT
That's why I said it was perverted! Well you will come into this thread and read the content. Talking of content..... No.... I won't mention that one!
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Oct 5, 2006 22:38:47 GMT
Important stuff is cacking! I have to know about these things in my job! N.
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Post by Grimly Fiendish on Oct 7, 2006 15:22:31 GMT
That's why I said it was perverted! Well you will come into this thread and read the content. To tell ye how perverted it is!
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Post by Stan Butler on Oct 7, 2006 23:11:48 GMT
My next Barry is preparing itself.
It's gonna be a belter. My farts are getting more powerful by the minute.
I sense there might be a use for the bog brush afterwards!
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Post by Grimly Fiendish on Oct 8, 2006 14:52:53 GMT
Oh. My. God. I SO have to stop coming in here.
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Post by Stan Butler on Oct 8, 2006 15:25:18 GMT
Oh. My. God. I SO have to stop coming in here. I know what you mean. It's starting to stink in here!
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Post by The Collector on Oct 8, 2006 15:30:39 GMT
Oh. My. God. I SO have to stop coming in here. I know what you mean. It's starting to stink in here! SOMEONE FLUSH FOR DOG'S SAKE
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Post by Stan Butler on Oct 8, 2006 15:31:03 GMT
...And I still say there must be more of you out there who cack.
According to the records, only...
Me, Columbo, Gareth, Pluginbaby and Zygon have had a shit since this thread started in August.
The rest of you must be ill!
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Post by The Collector on Oct 8, 2006 15:32:24 GMT
Moriarty Is a lady and Doesn't do such [glow=red,2,300]Rude[/glow] things!
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Post by Stan Butler on Oct 8, 2006 15:35:32 GMT
There's nothing rude about having a shit.
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Oct 8, 2006 20:09:03 GMT
If it's good enough for the Pope, then it'll do for me!
We all have to go - there's only Action Man and the Lord Jesus who never had a sh*te... it's true - on was plastic, and the other had 4 gospels writ about him and not once did they mention him crouching behind a bush!
40 days and 40 nights in the wilderness without depositing a steamy wonder?
Now there IS a miracle - either that or the man had impacted bowels!
;D
N.
P.S. I'm 'baking' one now - will have to go in about 10 mins. - oven fresh!
;D
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Post by Reneekittycat on Oct 13, 2006 17:25:30 GMT
I must say this is the strangest thread I've ever seen. But you boys seem curious about our uh.... regularity so I'll tell ya. The last time was last night before bed. I've been eating lots of cheese lately so things have been slick and quick.
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Post by Stan Butler on Oct 13, 2006 17:42:29 GMT
The last time was last night before bed. I've been eating lots of cheese lately so things have been slick and quick. That's just how you want it at bedtime. No hanging around. I call that an 'express delivery'. No need for magazines or books. There just aint time!
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Oct 13, 2006 20:44:29 GMT
Best poo in the world...
One that's smooth yet none greasy so that you don't need a lot of lavvy roll... and is tapered so yer *rse doesn't slam shut - yep, them conical teflon ones are the best!
;D
N.
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