sarolium
Canned Laughter
REAL star of phoenix nights
Posts: 161
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Post by sarolium on Oct 26, 2006 18:22:30 GMT
one of our faves was to sellotape a drawing pin, point outwards to a door bell and then smear some dog sh*t on it. Stand back and watch the next person who rang the door bell.. for those without the necessary immagination its an involuntary action to stick your finger in your mouth when you prick it wi' summert
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Post by Stan Butler on Oct 26, 2006 19:00:28 GMT
one of our faves was to sellotape a drawing pin, point outwards to a door bell and then smear some dog sh*t on it. Stand back and watch the next person who rang the door bell.. for those without the necessary immagination its an involuntary action to stick your finger in your mouth when you prick it wi' summert ;D Did you follow it up with the 'Set fire to dog shit in newspaper, knock on door and bugger off' routine?
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Post by funkdooby on Oct 26, 2006 20:25:35 GMT
Shag everything in sight, as I recall ;D Well, you had to do something to make up for the lack of a web connection
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Post by The Collector on Oct 26, 2006 20:31:37 GMT
are You Robin Askwith in disguise!
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Post by Stan Butler on Nov 9, 2006 18:55:28 GMT
Who remembers going into a shop and having to open the door yourself? I know there are still manually operated doors, but I wait a second before I open it, just in case it's automatic. Yes, I'm a lazy arse!
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Nov 9, 2006 21:16:48 GMT
;D And a bell over the door too- stop ye nicking off the penny tray!
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Post by Stan Butler on Nov 10, 2006 9:58:52 GMT
Who remembers in the old days when we had 'Closedown' on telly?
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Post by Master Shake on Nov 26, 2006 0:32:12 GMT
;D And a bell over the door too- stop ye nicking off the penny tray! ;D N. Ahh, but what were your favourites? Fizzy cola bottles or normal ones? Brown chocolate mice or white ones? ;D
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Post by Stan Butler on Nov 26, 2006 1:38:12 GMT
;D And a bell over the door too- stop ye nicking off the penny tray! ;D N. Ahh, but what were your favourites? Fizzy cola bottles or normal ones? Brown chocolate mice or white ones? ;D For me, it was the fizzy ones. They made you do an 'Esther Rantzen' when you ate one! As for the chocolate mice type stuff. Ate apile of choccy ones once and made myself sick off 'em. Never liked any of them since!
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Nov 26, 2006 22:19:53 GMT
Normal cola bottles... white mice.
I tried some that had a 'gooey centre' (brown mice) but they were a bit cack.
I also used to like them there 'shrimps' or whatever they were meant to be... I used to think they looked like the Millenium Falcon though - anyone know what I'm on about?
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Post by Stan Butler on Nov 26, 2006 22:58:31 GMT
I also used to like them there 'shrimps' or whatever they were meant to be... I used to think they looked like the Millenium Falcon though - anyone know what I'm on about? ;D N. I remember shrimps... Now they WERE cack! ;D I see what you mean about the millennium falcon! ;D
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Nov 26, 2006 23:08:31 GMT
Phew!
Thowt it were just me!
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Post by Stan Butler on Nov 26, 2006 23:11:23 GMT
For those of you who don't know what shrimps are (were)... THE PINK MILLENNIUM FALCON SCRAP YARD! ;D
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Nov 26, 2006 23:19:56 GMT
Aha! We have visual proof...
Ignore the fact that I typed "Millennium Falcon" incorrectly too - we can't have everything!
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Post by Stan Butler on Nov 27, 2006 9:34:08 GMT
Ignore the fact that I typed "Millennium Falcon" incorrectly too Didn't realise you had.
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