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Post by moriarty on Feb 3, 2007 20:56:21 GMT
Another Dumb Blonde A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ''I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!''
The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!''
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Feb 3, 2007 22:55:18 GMT
I like it! N.
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Feb 5, 2007 11:36:18 GMT
Bit spooky this -
Just got back from Morrisons - bought plenty stuff including coffee, milk, de-icer, dog treats, eggs, deodorant, toothpaste, sweeteners, ryvita, a Mango Lassi etc. etc.
Came to £20 EXACTLY!!!
Whooooo!
;D
N.
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Post by The Collector on Feb 5, 2007 14:42:46 GMT
That is strange but We've just come back from Tesco (parentals and me) our bill?
Exactly £40!
2 in one day v-odd
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Feb 5, 2007 20:34:01 GMT
VERY weird... Something BAD is going to happen... I can feel it!!! Nah... just kidding - I've a birthday coming up - so what could be better? N.
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Post by The Collector on Feb 15, 2007 19:06:01 GMT
Hell's bell's I don't come here for a couple of day's and it fill's up...Not time to do all now...Moriarty going back in a few Min (I'll also be off at weekend as going to Chinese new yr)
Told you it was useless info!
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Feb 19, 2007 11:12:34 GMT
Hey - a free box of "Honey Shreddies" just came through the door! Sh*t hot - summat for nowt - I'm happy! N. P.S. I'm not eating 'em though - not really all that keen!
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Post by Stan Butler on Feb 19, 2007 11:45:37 GMT
I haven't got anything free!
(not even a free pen off 'Capital One'!)
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Feb 19, 2007 22:57:20 GMT
Ye can have the shreddies if ye like!
;D
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Post by moriarty on Feb 23, 2007 0:39:07 GMT
im on my 700th post
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porkypies
Canned Laughter
Who's 2 Faced.
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Post by porkypies on Feb 23, 2007 0:51:50 GMT
Think we should mention Tesco too they need the money. They made this in 5 Mins. (Excluding points)
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Post by moriarty on Feb 23, 2007 9:03:35 GMT
there taking over the world you know
TESCO I MEAN
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Post by Stan Butler on Feb 23, 2007 12:18:42 GMT
I don't mind if they open a few of their express shops nearer to where I live. They're handy them and cheaper than the likes of 'Londis', 'Premier' and 'Late Shops'
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Post by The Collector on Feb 23, 2007 12:45:11 GMT
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Dance Commander
Audience Member
Down With Monarchy, Up With Anarchy!
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Post by Dance Commander on Feb 23, 2007 13:00:51 GMT
Did you know that jellyfish are immortal? PIB has decided to bring out their secret and had recruited me to spread the word! The only way you can kill them is to spear 'em on a stick and then spin them around on the end. A bit like a circus person does wth plates. Only with jellyfish.
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