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Post by Stan Butler on Sept 11, 2006 22:22:32 GMT
 In 1971 Salford fish-and-chip shop owner George Khan expects his family to follow his strict Pakistani Muslim ways. But his children, with an English mother and having been born and brought up in Britain, increasingly see themselves as British and start to reject their father's rules on dress, food, religion, and living in general. One of Britain's better films in recent years as far as I'm concerned. Not an absolute belter but it does have some good moments. Anyone agree/diagree? Not seen it?...... |
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 12, 2006 7:10:20 GMT
I really ratet this film - an absolute corker! I can do a fair impression if the Dad too... used to do it at work. "Ah bluddy telling yew missiz - it no belong to heem - hiz ticky-tackle belong to Gawdd!" ;D Too many good scenes to comment on and quote - would take me ages! This has been in my collection for yonks - a great film!  N. |
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Post by Stan Butler on Sept 12, 2006 8:22:55 GMT
I like this line...
"You b*stard bitch"
And the scene with the latex fanny!
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Post by gareth on Sept 12, 2006 12:12:23 GMT
i thort east is east wuz a class movie
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Post by gareth on Sept 12, 2006 12:13:50 GMT
them bloody b*starded kids
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 12, 2006 12:22:16 GMT
And let's not forget the two bonny lassies that they're going to marry - a right couple of bobby dazzlers!
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Post by gareth on Sept 12, 2006 12:27:57 GMT
thay wuz fit as fook not
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 12, 2006 12:36:26 GMT
;D So which one did you fancy then Gareth - the one with the glasses? Hands off feller - she's mine!  N. |
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Post by gareth on Sept 12, 2006 12:39:29 GMT
i wud have them both at the same time
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 12, 2006 12:41:41 GMT
lol, ye sex machine that you are!
Okay then... you can have both I'll just have a cup of tea...
No... make it half a cup!
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Post by gareth on Sept 12, 2006 12:47:09 GMT
eeeey no i wudent touch them with a 10ft pol
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Post by Stan Butler on Sept 12, 2006 12:48:43 GMT
eeeey no i wudent touch them with a 10ft pol I would. I'd smack 'em over the head with it! ;D |
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 12, 2006 13:27:00 GMT
Then you are a skilled man.
The longer the pole the harder it would be to cause damage on impact... closer to the body equals more pound per square inch of pressure etc. etc.
Simply a question of ergonomics my dear Brigadier.
Or as Jon Pertwee would say:
"I'll explain it to you later, Jo"
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Post by Stan Butler on Sept 12, 2006 15:58:57 GMT
or you could always reverse the polarity of the neutron flow
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 12, 2006 21:15:07 GMT
;D
Omega himself could not have done better!
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