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The Collector Concert Secretary Funky Gibbon Sad In'it[Mo0:3] Posts: 10,380	Q Jul 5, 2006 17:22:04 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Collector on Jul 5, 2006 17:22:04 GMT Milligans finest TV. PUT HER IN THE CURRY! Someone please get this out on DVD
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Lieutenant Columbo Lifetime Achievement in Comedy The Lieutenant Crumpled Detective Posts: 5,533	Q Jul 7, 2006 6:24:23 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Jul 7, 2006 6:24:23 GMT [] Top stuff! There's no ROOM to do anything! Jehovah's Burglers. "Heal Feng he seyz!" ;D N.
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Q Jul 7, 2006 20:30:47 GMT

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Post by funkdooby on Jul 7, 2006 20:30:47 GMT

I could never understand how anyone found Milligoon funny. OK, I did laugh now and then, but mostly it just went over my head. And when people said he was a comedy genius I was kinda like...what!? :-/

;D I did enjoy him calling Prince jug ears a grovelling little b*stard, though

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Q Jul 8, 2006 12:22:50 GMT

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Post by The Collector on Jul 8, 2006 12:22:50 GMT

funkdooby said:

I could never understand how anyone found Milligoon funny. OK, I did laugh now and then, but mostly it just went over my head. And when people said he was a comedy genius I was kinda like...what!? :-/

;D I did enjoy him calling Prince jug ears a grovelling little b*stard, though

I must admit he only had to say hello and I'd get the giggles!, actually he didn't even have to say anything for me to giggle...

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Stan Butler Manager This planet is almost extinct! Posts: 8,918	Q Jul 15, 2006 16:53:52 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Stan Butler on Jul 15, 2006 16:53:52 GMT I thought this was something to do with James Bond! Not a Milligan fan myself.
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The Collector Concert Secretary Funky Gibbon Sad In'it[Mo0:3] Posts: 10,380	Q Jul 17, 2006 14:07:46 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Collector on Jul 17, 2006 14:07:46 GMT gary said: I thought this was something to do with James Bond! Not a Milligan fan myself. On the Bond Subject... Aren't MGM taking the p*ss with the new 2 disc set's of the Bond's, It cost enough getting the last lot!
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Stan Butler Manager This planet is almost extinct! Posts: 8,918	Q Jul 18, 2006 16:19:08 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Stan Butler on Jul 18, 2006 16:19:08 GMT Yes they certainly are. I'm not falling for that one (again). I already have the full set which I payed full price for all of them just days before they brought them out on BOGOF! Bloody MGM b*stards!
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Q Aug 10, 2006 11:42:48 GMT

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PAKISTANI DALEKS

Caption THE ORDINARY WORKING CLASS HOME OF A MIXED PAKISTANI-CHRISTIAN MARRIAGE. IT IS FRIDAY. WIFE IS LAYING THE TABLE. SHE'S ABOUT 40-ISH. MIXED ALONG THE HOUSE ARE TOUCHES OF ISLAMIC INFLUENCES. A BRASS GOD ON THE MANTELPIECE. A PARROT IN CAGE ON STAND. A STUFFED DOG BY FIREPLACE. A GRANNY IS DOZING BY THE FIRE. THE WIFE HUMS A TUNE. THE DOOR TO THE ROOM EXPLODES, AND THROUGH IT COMES A DALEK WITH TURBAN ON AND A FOLDED UMBRELLA HANGING FROM HIS SIDE. WOMAN DOESN'T TURN ROUND.

Dalek (Pakistani accent) Hel-oh, Dar-ling, I-am-back.

Woman You are late tonight.

Dalek The tubes were full of comm-u-ters.

Woman How did you get on then?

Dalek I ext-er-min-ated them.

Woman Oh, no wonder you're tired.

Dalek Yes, ex-ter-min-ating is hard work.

Woman Never mind, I've got a nice cup of curried tea for you. How's Mr Banerjee?

Dalek I ex-ter-min-ated him too.

DOG IN THE GRATE BARKS 'WOOF, WOOF, WOOF'. DALEK POINTS EXTERMINATOR AT HIM. SHOOTS. DOG EXPLODES.

Dalek Put him in the Cur-ry.

SECOND DOOR TO ROOM EXPLODES. A TWO-THIRD SIZE DALEK WITH SCHOOL CAP ON COMES IN. IT AIMS AT A VASE ON MANTELPIECE. IT EXPLODES.

Woman Johnny, have you finish your homework?

Boy Dalek Yes. I de-str-o-yed it.

HE POINTS EXTERMINATOR AT SLEEPING GRANNY.

Woman You've exterminated granny!

Dalek Put her in the Cur-ry.

Parrot Hello, sailor...Hello...

SHOOTS PARROT IN CASE.

Dalek Put him in the Cur-ry.

Woman (to camera) Now you know what's wrong with this country.

ANOTHER EXPLOSION AS TV SET OR SOME OBJECT BEHIND HER EXPLODES. AS WE FADE OUT THE TWO DALEKS DESTROY VARIOUS OBJECTS: CLOCK ON MANTELPIECE, VASES, LAMPSTAND

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Lieutenant Columbo Lifetime Achievement in Comedy The Lieutenant Crumpled Detective Posts: 5,533	Q Aug 10, 2006 12:07:21 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Aug 10, 2006 12:07:21 GMT And the extra? "Now you know what's wrong with the CURRY!" ;D N.
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The Collector Concert Secretary Funky Gibbon Sad In'it[Mo0:3] Posts: 10,380	Q Sept 3, 2006 19:43:03 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Collector on Sept 3, 2006 19:43:03 GMT As we've not got a Milligan thread and this post isn't worthy of starting one...Another Lp i got at the Harday was Milligans 'Badjelly the witch and other goodies' Goodies as in good stuff Not this lot...
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bluebottle Canned Laughter Posts: 205	Q Sept 3, 2006 21:57:04 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by bluebottle on Sept 3, 2006 21:57:04 GMT I agree MGM are not getting any more money out of me I got the complete Bond set last time....

The Collector Concert Secretary Funky Gibbon Sad In'it[Mo0:3] Posts: 10,380	Q Sept 6, 2006 12:01:43 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Collector on Sept 6, 2006 12:01:43 GMT Got this on VHS today for 50p...Well I'm happy!
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Lieutenant Columbo Lifetime Achievement in Comedy The Lieutenant Crumpled Detective Posts: 5,533	Q Sept 6, 2006 13:59:00 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 6, 2006 13:59:00 GMT belting stuff - a bargain! N.
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BobbyRazzle Canned Laughter CHEERS!!! Posts: 160	Q Sept 6, 2006 16:51:49 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by BobbyRazzle on Sept 6, 2006 16:51:49 GMT Over rated that Milligan. He was a scruffy sod.