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Post by Reneekittycat on Aug 2, 2008 17:28:47 GMT
Here's a fun game I ran across. It's called "I Wish..." what you do is post a wish and the poster below you grants your wish, but there's a twist! They have to grant your wish in an unconventional way.
Examples:
I wish I had a million dollars...
Granted, but you receive it in pennies.
I wish file sharing wasn't illegal...
Granted, but owning files is now illegal.
I wish I had a new car...
Granted, but it's a new poop green El Camino.
You get the idea. I'll start off.
I wish that I lived in Wigan, England.
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Post by Stan Butler on Aug 3, 2008 15:36:36 GMT
I wish that I lived in Wigan, England. Granted, but you have to live on Belle Green Lane estate! (might need explaining that one)
I wish I could fly, right up to the sky, but I can'tPoints go out to anyone who DIDN'T start singing after reading that!  |
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Post by Master Shake on Aug 3, 2008 19:49:18 GMT
I wish that I lived in Wigan, England. Granted, but you have to live on Belle Green Lane estate! (might need explaining that one) ;D As it happens, when she said that, I said, Granted, but she'd have to live in Platt Bridge and explained what it was like, so I suppose in a way, I unintentionally explained your punchline before you made it! Anyway...your wish...granted, but when you land you have to sit on Keith Harris' knee and wear a nappy. I wish....I could own a time-travelling DeLorean. |
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Post by Reneekittycat on Aug 4, 2008 3:51:34 GMT
Anyway...your wish...granted, but when you land you have to sit on Keith Harris' knee and wear a nappy. I wish....I could own a time-travelling DeLorean. But when you travel to 1982 you get arrested on suspicion of drug trafficking and sent to prison for 26 years. I wish My hubby and I could live forever, have enough money and be happy and healthy and never age and always be together. |
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Post by The Collector on Aug 8, 2008 15:51:48 GMT
I wish that I lived in Wigan, England. Granted, but you have to live on Belle Green Lane estate! (might need explaining that one)
I wish I could fly, right up to the sky, but I can'tPoints go out to anyone who DIDN'T start singing after reading that! No points for me! |
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Post by DaleJr Fan on Aug 19, 2008 21:07:13 GMT
I wish..
I lived outside the City.
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Post by Reneekittycat on Aug 20, 2008 2:24:18 GMT
I wish.. I lived outside the City. but you live 100 miles away from everything. I wish Kitten and Zoot could come here for a visit. (note: gigi don't forget to grant the wish of the previous poster in a funny or weird way.) |
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Post by Stan Butler on Aug 20, 2008 16:15:12 GMT
I wish Kitten and Zoot could come here for a visit. Granted: but you are away on your hols when they get there! I wish I had longer legs. |
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Post by Reneekittycat on Aug 20, 2008 17:24:03 GMT
Granted but every time you bend over you fall on your face.
I wish that I lived near the ocean, but safe from hurricanes.
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Post by DaleJr Fan on Aug 20, 2008 17:52:31 GMT
(note: gigi don't forget to grant the wish of the previous poster in a funny or weird way.)[/quote]
Sorry I forgot.
Granted But you will need a boat to enjoy the Ocean completely
I wish I had a good memory.
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Post by Reneekittycat on Sept 2, 2008 4:40:34 GMT
I wish I had a good memory. but now you remember all the silly things you've ever said or done.
I Wish I wasn't afraid of bees. |
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Post by The Collector on Sept 2, 2008 10:00:31 GMT
Granted But you've become one
WishI could be better as a person
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Post by Reneekittycat on Sept 4, 2008 2:04:18 GMT
Wish I could be better as a person but since you're a great person already it's kind of a moot wish. I wish I didn't have anything to ever worry about. |
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Post by DaleJr Fan on Sept 4, 2008 3:28:12 GMT
Granted but what will you do with all that time on your hands
I wish I could eat all I want and not gain weight
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Post by Reneekittycat on Oct 20, 2008 1:38:48 GMT
Granted but with the food prices sky rocketing all you can afford to eat is celery.
I wish my UK friends could come here for a visit.
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