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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 27, 2006 22:46:01 GMT
Excuses... we use 'em every day don't we? Why you blew money on summat... Why you ate summat bad for you... Why you didn't bother getting out of bed until late... Why you didn't go into work... Why you said you wouldn't watch Peter Kay on 'The Paul O'Grady' show but then saw some of it... Anyhow... here's a new little game: Answer the question: "I'm sorry... I'd like to post a reply in this here thread but I can't because..."As 'Jigsaw' would say in the 'Saw' fillums: "Let the game begin."N.
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 27, 2006 22:47:17 GMT
"I'm sorry... I'd like to post a reply in this here thread but I can't because..."
I'm currently in Bognor appearing in "Whoops I dropped my M&Ms Mrs. Fipps" at the Alhambra Bingo Hall... along with Jay Aston, Stuart Hall and Jeremy Paxman.
;D
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Post by Stan Butler on Sept 28, 2006 12:46:19 GMT
"I'm sorry... I'd like to post a reply in this here thread but I can't because..." I need a poo.
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 28, 2006 12:52:29 GMT
I'm sorry... I'd like to post a reply in this here thread but I can't because... I've gone on the roof for a ball!
;D Surely yer Mam said that to ye when you asked where someone was as a kid... do ye remember?
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* P.S. And PLEASE Mr. Kay... try not to nick this... it weren't YOUR Mam or Gran that thought of it - it was EVERY parent in Lancashire!!!
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Post by Stan Butler on Sept 28, 2006 13:12:09 GMT
"I'm sorry... I'd like to post a reply in this here thread but I can't because..."
Me mum's just rung me...
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 28, 2006 13:19:43 GMT
"I'm sorry... I'd like to post a reply in this here thread but I can't because..."Me mum's just rung me... To tell him that I couldn't reply to this thread because I was doing a joke about a George Formby Grill. How did she know? I've had a radio put inside her head... she gets all the updates on "Radio Columbo" (97.2 FM) On the hour! N.
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Post by Stan Butler on Sept 28, 2006 16:38:37 GMT
"I'm sorry... I'd like to post a reply in this here thread but I can't because..."I need to do something else in life.... I've got better things to do with my time than coming into this thread, silly game that it is, reading through other excuses. I've heard them all before anyway. What do you think I am, I bloody workaholic or something. Don't you think I spend enough time on here as it is. I mean, I know I own the place and everything, but there's not enough hours in a day as it is. I could be doing something much more constructive than this. No, sorry, I haven't got time to write anything just yet.
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 28, 2006 19:58:19 GMT
I'd reply to all that... but I can't be arsed. FAR too busy... ad besides, "Extras" is on in a minute... we who know all about comedy gold will be watching that! N.
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Oct 3, 2006 22:15:42 GMT
How come no-one's posted here for a bit?
What's yer excuse for not doing so?
Come on ye b*ggers - I have to know!
;D
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Post by Stan Butler on Oct 3, 2006 22:19:25 GMT
"I'm sorry... I'd like to post a reply in this here thread but I can't because..."
The dog's just bit me lip!
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Oct 3, 2006 22:22:10 GMT
That dog of yours - that's the same scamp that ate my lad's homework!
;D
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Post by Stan Butler on Mar 28, 2007 16:14:39 GMT
After reading Frank's posts about the neglected games. I found this one at the bottom of the pile. Very appropriate when you think about it.
So why has nobody played this since 3rd October 2006 10.22pm?
What's Your Excuse? ;D
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Post by The Collector on Mar 28, 2007 16:47:37 GMT
I just haven't!
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Post by Master Shake on Mar 28, 2007 18:29:58 GMT
"I'm sorry... I'd like to post a reply in this here thread but I can't because..."
I genuinely had no idea it was here until today!
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Post by Stan Butler on Apr 15, 2007 17:39:51 GMT
"I'm sorry... I'd like to post a reply in this here thread but I can't because..."
I've been to busy getting back into the swing of picking p*ssheads up once again and it has affected my ability to be arsed, but I'm here now, so that's all that matters. ;D
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