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Post by Stan Butler on Jan 18, 2007 11:21:19 GMT
Apology accepted!
I didn't mention the sleeping bit of the hotel because it's irrelevant to this thread.
Oh, and it was only a hotel with room and board.
That's what the bed was, a f*cking board! ;D
(Thank you Chubs!)
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Jan 18, 2007 12:15:51 GMT
Ta muchly.
Anyhow - back on topic.
Hey- that there 'Starbucks' ground coffee don't half make ye go - I've had two Brads already today
And yes - I'm drinking that brand in honour of yer holiday to NY - trying to get the whole 'U.S.A.' feel going on to make ye happy!
Now can ye pay me for this - a tenner will do?
;D
N.
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Post by Stan Butler on Jan 18, 2007 17:10:19 GMT
And yes - I'm drinking that brand in honour of yer holiday to NY - trying to get the whole 'U.S.A.' feel going on to make ye happy! Now can ye pay me for this - a tenner will do? ;D N. I thank you for that. You'll be making me want to go back! Sorry, can't spare a tenner though. ;D |
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Jan 18, 2007 17:38:20 GMT
Ah well, the price of some "Aloe Vera" lavvy roll then please... I can't go back to normal sh*tter paper now I've getten used to this!
;D
N.
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Post by Stan Butler on Feb 7, 2007 11:14:17 GMT
Had to have one about half an hour ago at my neighbour's house, because our water supply is temporarily switched off so I wouldn't be able to flush it away here!
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Feb 7, 2007 12:19:10 GMT
Here... don't yer c*ack smell different on someone else's lavvy?
A lot worse!
;D
N.
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Post by Stan Butler on Feb 7, 2007 12:29:14 GMT
It did! ;D
...And I made a bit of a mess. Had to use their bog brush afterwards!
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Feb 7, 2007 12:41:46 GMT
I used on of them once... ended up spraying sh*t up me back - I'll stick wi' paper in future!!!  Ah come on, I KNOW I nicked it! ;D N. |
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Post by Stan Butler on Feb 7, 2007 13:57:19 GMT
;D
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Mar 4, 2007 13:31:28 GMT
Last time anyone had a crap on here was the day before me birthday - nearly a month ago!!!
Hope yer all keeping regular and just forgetting to post!
Ahem... I've just had a good 'un - one of them 'Tardis' ones that comes out a LOT bigger than you'd expect - the expansive quality of bran I expect!
;D
N.
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Post by The Collector on Mar 4, 2007 13:34:04 GMT
Did it make yer eye's water?
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Mar 4, 2007 13:35:09 GMT
No - but it did make a splash and wet me *rse!
I can do without all that - you have to use more lavvy roll then!
;D
N.
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Post by Master Shake on Mar 4, 2007 17:06:35 GMT
I ate some spinach dip yesterday, so I reckon it's only a matter of time....
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Mar 4, 2007 18:12:10 GMT
Careful now... the first time I had a 'Sag Wala' (don't know if I spelled that right) - Indian dish, mainly spinach - it turned me cack green!
Just warning ye in case ye look down after producing!
;D
N.
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Post by Master Shake on Mar 4, 2007 20:41:49 GMT
Processed peas used to do that to me when I was a little kid, but it hasn't happened since I was about seven.
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