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Post by Master Shake on Oct 14, 2006 4:24:34 GMT
Hang on! Hang about!
I'm not sure I want my missus discussing crap - literally - with blokes!
Or anyone for that matter.
;D
But at least she got me to post in this thread. And she tells me that this was the thread she described to workmates to explain the level of humour over here when trying to attract members.
Not sure if that'll work though - I mean, would you join a forum if, when invited, you were told you could talk about sh*t?
;D
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Post by Stan Butler on Oct 14, 2006 11:41:58 GMT
Hang on! Hang about! I'm not sure I want my missus discussing crap - literally - with blokes! Don't worry Paul, it's all done on the strictest confidence. Only us and the rest of the world will know about it! ;D  |
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Post by Master Shake on Oct 14, 2006 15:18:19 GMT
hehe, oh good, that makes me feel a lot better.
I think I need the bathroom. ;D
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Post by Stan Butler on Oct 14, 2006 15:35:24 GMT
I think I need the bathroom. ;D It's very interesting how just reading this thread makes you need a visit to the dunny! |
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Oct 14, 2006 21:54:52 GMT
Me too - I'm off to make a deposit in the Bank of Poo in just a moment!
;D
N.
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Post by Stan Butler on Oct 14, 2006 22:24:16 GMT
 I had a Barry a couple of hours ago. It was the end of the bog roll. Nothing wrong with that, we've plenty of supplies, but one thing I noticed was in the empty tube. It had an expiry date... Inside the tube had printed in it '28/8/06'... I've just wiped with out of date bog roll!!!! What the hell does that mean?
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Oct 14, 2006 23:10:35 GMT
Hmm... well out of date food usually causes gastric probs including 'the sh*tes' - so I don't know with this! If yer *rse becomes ill, then get it to sue! N. |
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Post by Stan Butler on Oct 14, 2006 23:14:31 GMT
I'll let you know how it goes on.
Feels Ok so far....
(so to speak!) ;D
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Oct 14, 2006 23:27:52 GMT
Fair enough!
;D
N.
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Post by Master Shake on Oct 15, 2006 0:19:04 GMT
Hmm... well out of date food usually causes gastric probs including 'the sh*tes' - so I don't know with this! If yer *rse becomes ill, then get it to sue!N. What could she do about it? PS - Yes, okay, I went recently too (congrats, after eight pages you got me to admit it....) It was a combo of China Buffet Syndrome and "Leave The Lights On Time" - meaning that when we eat at China Buffet in town it REALLY makes me go sometimes, and one time I got like that while driving home....by the time I got home I was so desperate to go I bolted upstairs (no pun intended) and left the lights on in the car - resulting in a flat battery eight hours later when I tried to drive again. The first words out of my mouth? You guessed it - "Oh sh*t." |
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Oct 15, 2006 0:24:28 GMT
;D You want to try being a veggie Paul - regular?
REGULAR?
Oh you KNOW it... I do more motions than that gimp Jacko did in his 'Thriller' dance routine!
;D
N.
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Post by Stan Butler on Oct 15, 2006 10:58:29 GMT
Hmm... well out of date food usually causes gastric probs including 'the sh*tes' - so I don't know with this! If yer *rse becomes ill, then get it to sue!N. What could she do about it? Now seeing as I'm married to Sue, that subject becomes private!  |
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Post by Master Shake on Oct 15, 2006 17:47:16 GMT
Fair enough Spiel. No oiffence  And Neil, as for becoming veggie, no, not yet. After all, in the past six months I've gone diabetic, started dieting, and even quit drinking! Ain't that enough for one year?? ;D |
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Post by Stan Butler on Oct 15, 2006 19:50:12 GMT
Fair enough Spiel. No oiffence None taken. |
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Post by Stan Butler on Oct 20, 2006 10:39:25 GMT
Has constipation kicked in everybody?
I've been very regular all week, but am still slowly getting rid of some mushy I had yesterday!
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