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Post by Mr Levity on Mar 1, 2009 20:35:34 GMT
Watched Adam Sandler's Mr Deeds last night. Mrs L didn't really enjoy it, but I found it really funny. He (Deeds) wrote rhymes for cards, and being a bit of a daft (crap, according to Mrs L) rhyme writer myself, they appealed to me.
The first was:
"I love you completely,
With all my soul,
Without you I'm nothing,
An unbuttered roll."
The second was:
"I promise to love you for fifty years more'
Even when your bosoms sag down to the floor."
;D ;D
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Post by jackredhat on Jul 15, 2009 2:54:31 GMT
I last laughed when in the dorm room the warden asked me if I was the Chinese dude who wanted his door repared ! I am white as Milk!
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Post by Mr Levity on Aug 13, 2009 19:00:08 GMT
My eldest stayed at her friend's house the other night, and her friend's Dad was off work because he has tennis elbow. I suffer from both tennis and golfer's elbow(s) and have had it for nearly five years with no improvement. Had many attempts at different treatments all to no avail, so I live with it.
My daughter came home and told us that she had told Michael that I had had it for years and that the psychiatrist had told me to get a different job .
I'm sure she meant physiotherapist ! ;D
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Post by Mr Levity on Jan 10, 2010 10:28:53 GMT
I've just been watching Takeshi's Castle with the kids ( a weird Japanese game show for those of you who don't know) and they had a game called "Uphill Gardening". The contestants were dressed as various things, including love spuds and some quite phallic looking things. Craig Charles ' commentary was full of such gems as "keep your ring safe and out of sight in case it gets penetrated".  It went straight over the kid's heads, and they kept asking me what was so funny.  |
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Post by Zoot on Jan 10, 2010 17:10:18 GMT
I love Takeshi's Castle!! Haven't seen it in ages.... What channel was it on?
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Post by Mr Levity on Jan 10, 2010 18:09:35 GMT
It's on Challenge, and seems to be on every morning.
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Post by Mr Levity on Jan 19, 2012 21:11:42 GMT
When I watched this:
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Post by Zoot on Jan 29, 2012 15:54:04 GMT
Wandering around Asda today, we heard a little girl singing "Winnie the Pooh has pooed in his pants" ;D
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Post by Mr Levity on Feb 2, 2012 16:12:52 GMT
I inadvertantly sent a very rude text to my friend's home number. It went on to his answerphone, which has a loudspeaker. Good job he lives alone ! ;D ;D |
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Post by Mr Levity on Feb 9, 2012 9:03:27 GMT
Mrs L got upset when I put half a french stick on the bird feeder.  Can't see what all the fuss is about ! ;D |
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Post by Zoot on Feb 9, 2012 13:00:59 GMT
;D a couple of those fat balls could do with being a little higher....  |
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Post by The Collector on Feb 9, 2012 15:31:04 GMT
Nah, Balls should dangle...
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Post by Zoot on Feb 13, 2012 20:25:01 GMT
Have you ever been surprised by your own mouth?  I made myself laugh today.... mostly out of embarrassment.... when I got my words confused talking to a customer (who thankfully didn't understand much English!) Trying to spell something I resorted to using the phonetic alphabet... That's when my mouth decided that Yankee started with a W  ....I heard myself say "so that's Y for w*nky"!!!!! ;D How am I still in a job?! |
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Post by Stan Butler on Feb 13, 2012 21:30:17 GMT
Was this a phone call? If so was it recorded! (for training purposes)
;D
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Post by Zoot on Feb 15, 2012 12:53:46 GMT
Was this a phone call? If so was it recorded! (for training purposes) They certainly are.... and the one colleague who heard me say it grassed me up to the call manager!! thankfully, she laughed |
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