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Post by Stan Butler on Jul 23, 2006 15:14:20 GMT
 One of Britains best sitcoms in recent years as far as I'm concerned. Loved the realism of it. And it works well without a laughter track! JIM (scratching his backside): I paid a quid for these underpants. I’ve got 50p’s worth stuck up me arse.NANA: I wanted to do one of those Friends and Family but I couldn't make up the numbers. Most of 'em were dead.JIM: That Richard Branson…he wouldn’t give you the steam off his p*ss that fella.BARB: She's right. If you're not picking you're arse, you're picking you're teeth.
JIM: I'll pick what I want in me own house and when she gets her own house she can pick what she likes - her nose, her arse, her teeth. Just go and treat yourself. TWIGGY: Don't worry about me Barb, I eat any old shite!BARB:Ooh it is common that wallpaper. I'll be glad to get that woodchip up!
TWIGGY: You did well there Barb...pound a roll.JIM: Get your coat on, Barb.
BARB: Are you taking me with you?
JIM: No, I'm gonna turn the fire off! JIM: I'm gonna go and have a chat with the Arabs.
CHERYL: What d'ya mean Jim?
JIM: Mustapha Crap!
DARREN: I can still smell that shit in here!
CHERYL: (talking about Anthony) Has he got a girlfriend yet?
DENISE: Yeah... His hand !DENISE: Dad! Your flies are undone!
Jim Royle: Ah, the cage might be open, but the beast is asleep.
BARB: Beast my arse! And not forgetting next door neighbour, Joe's rendition of 'I'll take you home Kathleen'.... Goes on for about a week! Oh, and Sheridan 'Yes, they're real' Smith was in it ;D ;D ;D  |
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Jul 23, 2006 22:44:07 GMT
Belting prog. I've got all the three series!
And being a 'veggie' it's got the best quote EVER!
"Can she have wafer thin ham?"
;D
N.
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Post by funkdooby on Jul 24, 2006 15:35:13 GMT
My arse! Etc ;D
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Jul 25, 2006 4:30:38 GMT
etc.? How many arses have you got? Bridesmaid my arse - she'll look like a bloody Easter Egg on legs!N. |
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Post by Stan Butler on Jul 25, 2006 15:47:18 GMT
Interesting one...
"Roger my arse!"
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Jul 26, 2006 19:59:14 GMT
And of course the classic "Finger My Arse"
;D
N.
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Post by Stan Butler on Jul 26, 2006 22:05:16 GMT
It all sounds a bit gay dunt it!
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Post by The Collector on Jul 27, 2006 14:34:12 GMT
One of Britains best sitcoms in recent years as far as I'm concerned. Loved the realism of it. And it works well without a laughter track! JIM (scratching his backside): I paid a quid for these underpants. I’ve got 50p’s worth stuck up me arse.NANA: I wanted to do one of those Friends and Family but I couldn't make up the numbers. Most of 'em were dead.JIM: That Richard BransonEe wouldn’t give you the steam off his p*ss that fella.BARB: She's right. If you're not picking you're arse, you're picking you're teeth.
JIM: I'll pick what I want in me own house and when she gets her own house she can pick what she likes - her nose, her arse, her teeth. Just go and treat yourself. TWIGGY: Don't worry about me Barb, I eat any old shite!BARB:Ooh it is common that wallpaper. I'll be glad to get that woodchip up!
TWIGGY: You did well there Barb...pound a roll.JIM: Get your coat on, Barb.
BARB: Are you taking me with you?
JIM: No, I'm gonna turn the fire off! JIM: I'm gonna go and have a chat with the Arabs.
CHERYL: What d'ya mean Jim?
JIM: Mustapha Crap!
DARREN: I can still smell that shit in here!
CHERYL: (talking about Anthony) Has he got a girlfriend yet?
DENISE: Yeah... His hand !DENISE: Dad! Your flies are undone!
Jim Royle: Ah, the cage might be open, but the beast is asleep.
BARB: Beast my arse! And not forgetting next door neighbour, Joe's rendition of 'I'll take you home Kathleen'.... Goes on for about a week! Oh, and Sheridan 'Yes, they're real' Smith was in it ;D ;D ;D Never liked it but just wanted to say Ms. Smith's are Real! |
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Post by moriarty on Jul 27, 2006 17:52:24 GMT
One of Britains best sitcoms in recent years as far as I'm concerned. Loved the realism of it. And it works well without a laughter track! JIM (scratching his backside): I paid a quid for these underpants. I’ve got 50p’s worth stuck up me arse.NANA: I wanted to do one of those Friends and Family but I couldn't make up the numbers. Most of 'em were dead.JIM: That Richard BransonEe wouldn’t give you the steam off his p*ss that fella.BARB: She's right. If you're not picking you're arse, you're picking you're teeth.
JIM: I'll pick what I want in me own house and when she gets her own house she can pick what she likes - her nose, her arse, her teeth. Just go and treat yourself. TWIGGY: Don't worry about me Barb, I eat any old shite!BARB:Ooh it is common that wallpaper. I'll be glad to get that woodchip up!
TWIGGY: You did well there Barb...pound a roll.JIM: Get your coat on, Barb.
BARB: Are you taking me with you?
JIM: No, I'm gonna turn the fire off! JIM: I'm gonna go and have a chat with the Arabs.
CHERYL: What d'ya mean Jim?
JIM: Mustapha Crap!
DARREN: I can still smell that shit in here!
CHERYL: (talking about Anthony) Has he got a girlfriend yet?
DENISE: Yeah... His hand !DENISE: Dad! Your flies are undone!
Jim Royle: Ah, the cage might be open, but the beast is asleep.
BARB: Beast my arse! And not forgetting next door neighbour, Joe's rendition of 'I'll take you home Kathleen'.... Goes on for about a week! Oh, and Sheridan 'Yes, they're real' Smith was in it ;D ;D ;D Never liked it but just wanted to say Ms. Smith's are Real! not wishing to be funny! but who wants reality comedy? not in the least little bit funny mind you perhaps its a bit to close to home or perhaps its just to bloody depresing to call a comedy!! sorry but just dont like it never did never will AND I STILL SAY SHERIDANS HAD A BOOB JOB! |
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Post by Stan Butler on Jul 27, 2006 19:34:37 GMT
Don't agree there Moriarty. Royle family was good in it's own way. Not the best sitcom ever, but I enjoyed them! Depressing? How?
Sheridan?
REAL!
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Post by funkdooby on Jul 28, 2006 18:17:32 GMT
Sheridan's are real. I know a pair of falsies when I see 'em ;D
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Post by Stan Butler on Jul 29, 2006 12:28:38 GMT
I know a pair of falsies when I see 'em ;D Me too. I've studied the subject for years! ;D |
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Jul 29, 2006 12:37:59 GMT
And as Jim says to Barb:
"I'll not put the mockers on yer saggy knockers!"
;D
N.
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Post by Stan Butler on Jul 29, 2006 14:42:49 GMT
A favourite scene of mine (and others who I know like it) 'Mambo no.5'. Not well written comedy, but it makes me laugh!
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Jul 29, 2006 17:07:07 GMT
I like it when he wafts the fart into Nana's face... and even better is when she follows through, legs it to the lavvy and they all cheer!  N. |
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