Post by Stan Butler on Sept 7, 2006 22:41:27 GMT
- Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?
- Why can't women put their mascara on with their mouth closed?
- Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say "My name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?
- If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a Bullshit?
- Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
- Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?
- Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a sell by date?
- Why do toasters have a setting on them which burns your toast
- What do people in China call their good plates?
- If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
- If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme stuff why doesn't he buy his dinner?
- Why is a person who handles money called a broker?
- If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
- If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?
- Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe,
you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
- Why can't women put their mascara on with their mouth closed?
- Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say "My name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?
- If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a Bullshit?
- Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
- Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?
- Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a sell by date?
- Why do toasters have a setting on them which burns your toast
- What do people in China call their good plates?
- If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
- If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme stuff why doesn't he buy his dinner?
- Why is a person who handles money called a broker?
- If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
- If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?
- Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe,
you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
