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Post by The Collector on Nov 17, 2006 12:21:57 GMT
What's another word for "thesaurus?"
How is it that "Fat Chance" and "Slim Chance" mean the same thing?!?!
Is there another word for synonym?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
Why are there five syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
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Post by The Collector on Nov 17, 2006 12:38:16 GMT
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting yo
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?
If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe?
If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?
Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?
If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.
Could you be a closet claustrophobic?
Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?
Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"?
How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
Can you slam a revolving door?
How young can you be, but still die of old age?
What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?
Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?
What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card?
Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism?
Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?
If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?
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Post by The Collector on Nov 17, 2006 12:41:23 GMT
If "Fantasy Island" really granted wishes, why wasn't Tattoo 6'6" ?
If all of ACME's products backfire, why does Wile E. Coyote keep buying them?
Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?
I Could go on all day...But for once I wont!
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