Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Oct 6, 2006 10:06:56 GMT
What is the most popular name for A BOY in France?
Answer: UN GARCON!
Frank went to t' mill to see his mate Fred.
"Fred in?" says he.
"Nough," says foreman "He's gone to fetch some more cotton."
"I'll try again tomorrow" says Frank, and moggies off.
Next day...
"Fred in?" says he again.
"Just missed him," says foreman "We needed more cotton so he's gone for it."
This goes on all week.
No Fred.
Frank goes away for a week.
Comes back.
"Fred in?"
"Oh" says foreman, "Didn't you know? he died on Monday, and was buried on thursday."
"Oh dear" says Frank (obviously distressed yet masking it) "I'll go and pay me respects".
Any road, Frank goes to the Cemetery and finds Fred's grave.
And there he reads (get ready to groan):
Fred. Dead. Gone... But Not For Cotton!
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him what? A super callused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis.
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's novocaine during root canal work?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
Answer: UN GARCON!
Frank went to t' mill to see his mate Fred.
"Fred in?" says he.
"Nough," says foreman "He's gone to fetch some more cotton."
"I'll try again tomorrow" says Frank, and moggies off.
Next day...
"Fred in?" says he again.
"Just missed him," says foreman "We needed more cotton so he's gone for it."
This goes on all week.
No Fred.
Frank goes away for a week.
Comes back.
"Fred in?"
"Oh" says foreman, "Didn't you know? he died on Monday, and was buried on thursday."
"Oh dear" says Frank (obviously distressed yet masking it) "I'll go and pay me respects".
Any road, Frank goes to the Cemetery and finds Fred's grave.
And there he reads (get ready to groan):
Fred. Dead. Gone... But Not For Cotton!
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him what? A super callused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis.
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's novocaine during root canal work?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
