loki
Heckler
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Post by loki on Oct 18, 2006 18:07:34 GMT
Just look what was in our floods last week it beats yon young lads Piranha any day of the week . We ain't seen our post mon for a week come to think of it half of street ain't got there Giros 
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Post by Stan Butler on Nov 4, 2006 16:41:15 GMT
Talking of floods...
Just found this list of alternative descriptions of women's monthly events....
Miss Scarlett's Come Home to Tara
Trolling for Vampires
A Dishonorable Discharge from the Uterine Navy
Saddling Old Rusty
Clean-Up in Aisle One
Massacre at the Y
T-Minus 9 Months and Holding
Game Day for the Crimson Tide
Panty Shields Up, Captain!
Taking Carrie to the Prom
Playing Banjo in Sgt. Zygote's Ragtime Band
Ordering l'Omelette Rouge
Arts and Crafts Week at Panty Camp
Rebooting the Ovarian Operating System
Aunt Floe is visiting
Painters are in
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Nov 4, 2006 19:39:45 GMT
;D Nasty - I like 'em - where's "On The Blob" though?  N. |
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Post by Stan Butler on Nov 5, 2006 1:04:43 GMT
;D Nasty - I like 'em - where's "On The Blob" though? N. ;D All contributions welcome! |
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Nov 5, 2006 1:14:46 GMT
Ye derty get.
Dracula goes into a pub!
"Pint of blood please" says he.
"Out" says the landlord, "No blood served here, ye nasty get!"
Okay... so we'll edit this, he goes back numerous times disguised etc. etc. no joy.
Finally, he goes in again.
"Can I have a cup of hot water?" he asks.
"What for?" says the barman, unaware of the punchline.
"Well," says Drac "I've just found a used tampon and I fancy making a brew!"
;D
N.
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Post by Stan Butler on Nov 5, 2006 1:18:01 GMT
Ye derty get. Dracula goes into a pub! "Pint of blood please" says he. "Out" says the landlord, "No blood served here, ye nasty get!" Okay... so we'll edit this, he goes back numerous times disguised etc. etc. no joy. Finally, he goes in again. "Can I have a cup of hot water?" he asks. "What for?" says the barman, unaware of the punchline. "Well," says Drac "I've just found a used tampon and I fancy making a brew!" ;D N. Eee! You're the nasty get!  I was referring to contributions of descriptions. (Not blood donors!)  |
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Nov 5, 2006 1:21:24 GMT
;D That's a corker of a joke that is! Wasted on you lot! N. |
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Post by Stan Butler on Nov 5, 2006 1:31:23 GMT
I did laugh at your joke!
I just forgot to add a...;D
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Nov 5, 2006 9:15:44 GMT
It's okay... I knew it were funny, and that's all that matters! ;D N. |
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Post by BobbyRazzle on Nov 5, 2006 13:51:34 GMT
Beltin' joke that Columbo.
I like that one!
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Nov 5, 2006 22:31:21 GMT
Yer as sick as me Bobby!  ;D N. |
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