Chavtastic!

[Lieutenant Columbo]

What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet - Sorted

What do you call a chav in a box - init

whats the difference between a chav and a slinky?
there isn't one but they have no real use but its great to watch one fall dowm the stairs

What's the most confusing day of the year for a Chav?
Fathers Day!

What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride

What do you say to a chav at work?
Can i have a big mac please?

What do chavs use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter!

If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to run him
over?
It might be your bike

What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut
Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police

What happens to a thought in a chavs head?
It dies of loneliness

What do you say to a chav in a suit?
Will the defendant please stand

Whats a chavs favourite ice-cream?
Mint

How do chavs knock on a door?
They Bang it

Where do Chavettes go for work?
Street corners

What do you call a Chav at college.
The janitor

What do you call a Chav in the dock?
Guilty

2 CHAVS jump off Beachy Head, Who wins ?
Society

Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a car a shame?
Most cars seat 4

What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?
A start

What do you call a Chavr in a suit?
The accused

What's the first question at a Chav pub quiz night ?
What are you looking at?

How do you save a chav from drowning?
Take your foot of his head

What do you call a Chavette who can outrun her brothers?
A virgin

What do you call a chav in a tastfully decorated house?
The burglar

What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE’s?
A liar

What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe

What do you call a 30 year old chavette?
Granny

Why did the Chav cross the road?
To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever

How do you identify the bride at a chav wedding?
She is the most pregnant one

What do you call a Chav in a dinner jacket?
Waiter

Where do you take a Chavette for a decent night out?
Up the arse!

What do you do if you run over a chav?
Reverse just to make sure

What to you call a pregnant Chavette?
Underage mother

;D

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[Stan Butler]

[Dance Commander]

How are Chavs and roads the same?

They're both dangerous, covered in white stripes and are paid for out of your taxes.

[Grimly Fiendish]

Oh, I got a cracking book of Chav jokes for Christmas! I'll have to stick a couple on here... Let's see what I can remember...

What does a Chav kid get for Christmas?

Your bike.

What's the difference between Batman and a Chav?

Batman can go into a shop without Robin.

[Lieutenant Columbo]

pluginbaby said:

What's the difference between Batman and a Chav?

Batman can go into a shop without Robin.

Belter!

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[Grimly Fiendish]

*scurries away to find book*
I'm going to take ages typing these up now ;_;

Why do Chavettes wear knickers?
To keep their ankles warm.

What did God say when he made the first Chav?
"Oh shit. Now I've got to invent Ritalin."

What do you get when you cross a Chav with an octopus?
Four times more shoplifiting.

Two chavs jump off a cliff: who hits the ground first?
Who cares?

Why aren't all Chavs killed at birth?
Actually, I was wondering the same thing.

How many people does it take to bury a Chav?
One. There's only one handle on a wheelie bin.

What do you get when you cross a genuis with a Chav?
An idea that hits you for no apparent reason.

Have you ever seen a Chav on Star Trek?
No. The future looks good, doesn't it?

Why wasn't Jesus born in Croydon?
He couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Why do pigeons fly upside down over Croydon?
Because there's nothing worth sh*tting on.

[Lieutenant Columbo]

pluginbaby said:

What do you get when you cross a Chav with an octopus?
Four times more shoplifiting.

;D

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