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Post by BobbyRazzle on Nov 27, 2006 18:08:24 GMT
Little Red Riding Hood was on her way to see her grandmother in the forest. Her mother warned her "Don't walk through the forest, take the path, or else the Big Bad Wolf will catch you and suck your tits dry!"
Little Red started towards her grandmother's house but decided to take the shortcut through the forest anyway. The turtle stopped Little Red and warned her "Turn back and use the path, because if the Big Bad Wolf finds you, he'll suck your tits dry!"
Little Red was almost there, so she kept going through the forest. Sure enough, the Big Bad Wolf jumps out of nowhere and tells her "Take off your shirt Little Red Riding Hood - I'm gonna suck your tits dry!!". "Oh no you don't", yells Little Red, as she pulls up her skirt, "You're gonna eat me just like the story says!"
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Bloody Beltin!
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Nov 28, 2006 9:25:26 GMT
A bit rude that. N.
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Post by Stan Butler on Nov 28, 2006 12:29:25 GMT
It's rude, but I'll allow it!
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Nov 29, 2006 9:34:28 GMT
Yep - to good to throw out! N.
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Post by Stan Butler on Nov 29, 2006 10:00:01 GMT
No bad language in it either really, and it's only rude if you get the punchline. Kids know that's how the story ends anyway!
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