Post by BobbyRazzle on Nov 27, 2006 18:19:01 GMT
gary said:
If anyone wants to start a 'short jokes' thread to get me back. Feel free!O.K. then....
Two dwarfs decide to treat themselves to a weekend in Blackpool. At the hotel bar, they chat up two women, and end up taking them to their separate rooms.
The first dwarf is disappointed, however, as he's unable to reach a certain physical state that would enable him to join with his date. His depression is enhanced by the fact that, from the next room, he hears cries of ONE, TWO, THREE...HUH! all night long.
In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, How did it go? The first whispers back: "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get an erection". The second dwarf shook his head. You think that's embarrassing? I couldn't even get on the bed!
;D
