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Get Your Tongue Round These... Dec 8, 2006 18:19:20 GMT

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Post by Stan Butler on Dec 8, 2006 18:19:20 GMT

A few tongue twisters for you. Some you've probably heard before and some you probably haven't!

See how many you can do without sounding like a crap impression of Sean Connery...

- Sam saw six shiny silver spoons.

- Giddy gophers greedily gobble gooey goodies.

- Slippery slimy snakes slide slowly.

- Six shiny snails sighed sadly.

- Pretty Patty Piggy pickles plump pink peppers.

- Cheryl say Cher's sheer shawl Sunday.

- Six seals slick sick seals.

- Sheep shouldn't sleep in shacks.

- I slitted a sheet, a sheet I slit now I sit on the sheet I slit.

- I wish I had an Irish wrist watch to watch on my Irish wrist.

- Stick a sticker where its sticky where a sticker once was stuck.

- She sells sea shells by the sea shore

- Sure, the ship's ship-shape sir!

- Does the wrist watch shop shut soon?

- Ken Dodd's dad's dog's dead

and the old classic...

I'm not a pheasant plucker
I'm a pheasant plucker's son
I'm only plucking pheasants
till the pheasant plucker comes

Last Edit: Dec 8, 2006 21:19:44 GMT by Stan Butler

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Get Your Tongue Round These... Dec 8, 2006 23:39:32 GMT

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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Dec 8, 2006 23:39:32 GMT

Now I can do them no probs - was always good at tongue twisters... which is weird, because when I get stressed I stutter like f*ck - so work that one out.

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Not a punt cut rough
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Get Your Tongue Round These... Dec 9, 2006 18:51:48 GMT

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Post by BobbyRazzle on Dec 9, 2006 18:51:48 GMT

Some of Spielberg's are crap.
I like that one of Columbo's though.
It's bloody beltin'!

Here's some more...

Mrs Hunt had a country cut front in the front of her country cut pettycoat.

A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,
but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

One smart fellow, he felt smart.
Two smart fellows, they felt smart.
Three smart fellows, they all felt smart.

She sifted thistles through her thistle-sifter

Six stick shifts stuck shut.

Lieutenant Columbo Lifetime Achievement in Comedy The Lieutenant Crumpled Detective Posts: 5,533	Get Your Tongue Round These... Dec 9, 2006 22:52:07 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Dec 9, 2006 22:52:07 GMT Them skunks are a bunch of c*nts though I reckon - am I the only one to have spotted that? ;D Great stuff Bobby - corkers them! N.
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Stan Butler Manager This planet is almost extinct! Posts: 8,918	Get Your Tongue Round These... Dec 10, 2006 12:21:24 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Stan Butler on Dec 10, 2006 12:21:24 GMT bobbyrazzle said: Some of Spielberg's are crap. I like that one of Columbo's though. It's bloody beltin'! Thanks for being honest there Bobby! P.S - I'll try and avoid the crap ones in future! ;D
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Lieutenant Columbo Lifetime Achievement in Comedy The Lieutenant Crumpled Detective Posts: 5,533	Get Your Tongue Round These... Dec 10, 2006 15:45:27 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Dec 10, 2006 15:45:27 GMT Best not - the crap ones are necessary... they make mine look better in comparison! ;D N.
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Grimly Fiendish Laugh Addict Sung Out Loud But Never Prayed Posts: 603	Get Your Tongue Round These... Dec 27, 2006 14:08:01 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Grimly Fiendish on Dec 27, 2006 14:08:01 GMT Odd thing is... I can say all of them easily. o.O Worrying.

Lieutenant Columbo Lifetime Achievement in Comedy The Lieutenant Crumpled Detective Posts: 5,533	Get Your Tongue Round These... Dec 27, 2006 14:38:23 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Dec 27, 2006 14:38:23 GMT Not worrying at all lol, just linguistic skill - something to be proud of - yer a genius like me! ;D N.
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Grimly Fiendish Laugh Addict Sung Out Loud But Never Prayed Posts: 603	Get Your Tongue Round These... Dec 27, 2006 14:41:25 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Grimly Fiendish on Dec 27, 2006 14:41:25 GMT Now THAT'S worrying lol

Lieutenant Columbo Lifetime Achievement in Comedy The Lieutenant Crumpled Detective Posts: 5,533	Get Your Tongue Round These... Dec 27, 2006 15:03:31 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Dec 27, 2006 15:03:31 GMT Don't be worried... Gawd, hang on... thinking about it, I'm always making "Top Cards" - I pretend me doggies tell jokes, and I do submarine noise impersonations!!! Yep - start worrying! ;D N.
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Stan Butler Manager This planet is almost extinct! Posts: 8,918	Get Your Tongue Round These... Dec 28, 2006 1:23:43 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Stan Butler on Dec 28, 2006 1:23:43 GMT columbo said: I do submarine noise impersonations!!! Yep - start worrying! ;D N. I've heard that submarine one! I WAS worried for yer! ;D
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