Post by quagmire on Dec 27, 2006 16:03:08 GMT
Camilla Parker Bowles goes to her doctor and says.
"Doctor every time I give Prince Charles a blow job I get this really bad heart burn."
The doctor looks at her and replies "Have you tried Andrews."
Clubbers in Yorkshire have taken to using dental syringes to inject Ecstasy directly into their mouths.
This dangerous practice is known as "E by gum".
Two men are approaching each other on the pavement.
Both are dragging their right foot as they walk.
As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points at his foot and says, "The Falklands, 1982."
The other points at his foot and says, "Dog shit, just by the butchers."
Q: What does an insomniac dyslexic agnostic do?
A: Stay awake at night wondering if there's a dog.
I inherited a painting and a violin, which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a shit painter.
"Doctor every time I give Prince Charles a blow job I get this really bad heart burn."
The doctor looks at her and replies "Have you tried Andrews."
Clubbers in Yorkshire have taken to using dental syringes to inject Ecstasy directly into their mouths.
This dangerous practice is known as "E by gum".
Two men are approaching each other on the pavement.
Both are dragging their right foot as they walk.
As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points at his foot and says, "The Falklands, 1982."
The other points at his foot and says, "Dog shit, just by the butchers."
Q: What does an insomniac dyslexic agnostic do?
A: Stay awake at night wondering if there's a dog.
I inherited a painting and a violin, which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a shit painter.
I like the dog sh*t one! 
