Post by BobbyRazzle on Dec 29, 2006 17:56:47 GMT
Last week a shipment of Viagra was hijacked on it's way in to Liverpool docks.
Police are on the lookout for a hardened criminal.
;D
A very old man went to his local chemist and asked the for some Viagra.
The pharmacist said "That's no problem. How many do you want?"
"Just a few, maybe a half dozen, but can you cut each one into four pieces." replied the old chap.
The pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. That won't get you through sex."
"Oh, that's all right." answered the old man.. " Im 95 years old, and I don't even think about sex anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I dont p*ss on my shoes.
;D
Police are on the lookout for a hardened criminal.
;D
A very old man went to his local chemist and asked the for some Viagra.
The pharmacist said "That's no problem. How many do you want?"
"Just a few, maybe a half dozen, but can you cut each one into four pieces." replied the old chap.
The pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. That won't get you through sex."
"Oh, that's all right." answered the old man.. " Im 95 years old, and I don't even think about sex anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I dont p*ss on my shoes.
;D
