|
Post by The Collector on Aug 19, 2006 16:15:41 GMT
'ere, anyone else a fan of the cheeky Chappie?
|
|
|
Post by The Collector on Aug 19, 2006 16:19:00 GMT
There was a little girl Who had a little curl Right in the middle of her forehead; And when she was good, she was very, very good, And when she was bad she was very, very popular.
Mary had a little bear To which she was so kind. I often see her bear in front... I'll get on to the next joke here. Jack and Jill went up the hill Just like two cock linnets. Jill came down with half-a-crown, She wasn't up there two ... 'Ere.
Have you heard about the girl of eighteen who swallowed a pin, but didn't feel the prick until she was twenty-one?
I was walking along this narrow mountain pass - so narrow that nobody else could pass you, when I saw a beautiful blonde walking towards me. A beautiful blonde with not a stitch on, yes, not a stitch on, lady. Cor blimey, I didn't know whether to toss myself off or block her passage.
|
|
|
Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Aug 19, 2006 22:23:14 GMT
Here Zygon... don't forget Ken Dodd's amazing impersonation...
"'ere"
;D That was it!
N.
|
|
|
Post by The Collector on Sept 3, 2006 19:34:04 GMT
Got a great Lp of That's nice Maxie for a Quid at the Harday.
|
|