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Post by Stan Butler on Jun 25, 2007 13:28:51 GMT
I made sure to have one before our run... last thing ye want is 'turtle's yed' when yer in a race! Was it Paula Radcliffe who admitted to having a Barry during a run once? She admitted it on the Frank Skinner show a couple of years ago. Apparantly her shorts were tight enough to hold it in until the end of the run, so none of it ran down her legs.
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Jun 27, 2007 17:56:58 GMT
Here, I'm not going to do them tricks though! Hey you'll like this - today I scrounged a wee poster showing you how to sh*t properly... seriously... diagrams and all... SO I looked online and: Same one - seriously, this is genuine! Hope you've all got footrests when cacking! N.
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Post by Master Shake on Jun 27, 2007 19:11:50 GMT
Well, I've got the floor under me feet......
Apparently that's not good enough?
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Post by Stan Butler on Jun 27, 2007 23:55:27 GMT
So, er... how does the foot rest help?
I might invest in one just to find out. A bit of research!
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Post by Master Shake on Jun 28, 2007 21:33:42 GMT
LOL!
It's probably something to do with leverage.
I dare you to invest in one and tell us the results, if there's any significant change in your Barry experience.
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Post by Stan Butler on Jun 29, 2007 10:47:04 GMT
I dare you to invest in one and tell us the results, if there's any significant change in your Barry experience. A dare eh!... Hmmm, I'll see.
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Jun 29, 2007 13:32:34 GMT
Here as long as I don't have to pay up - I only posted the fecker - nowt to do with me really! N.
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Post by Reneekittycat on Jun 29, 2007 15:05:44 GMT
This morning, but it was probably because of the P'Zones we had last night. If you don't know what they are from Pizza Hut and they look like this:
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Post by Stan Butler on Jun 29, 2007 16:17:28 GMT
I dare you to invest in one and tell us the results, if there's any significant change in your Barry experience. A dare eh!... Hmmm, I'll see. Well I went with the dare and bought a footrest today. A chocolate brown one. I thought that colour was more suitable for the job!.... Anyway, I got the opportunity to have a try soon after my tea. Now, personally I prefer feet on the floor. The footrest idea felt very strange and uncomfortable. It didn't enhance my poo-ing ability in any way. So my advice would be - just poo as you do! And shouldn't the footrest be called a footSTOOL? This morning, but it was probably because of the P'Zones we had last night. If you don't know what they are from Pizza Hut and they look like this: It's a pizza pastie!
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Post by Master Shake on Jun 29, 2007 17:05:25 GMT
A dare eh!... Hmmm, I'll see. Well I went with the dare and bought a footrest today. A chocolate brown one. I thought that colour was more suitable for the job!.... Anyway, I got the opportunity to have a try soon after my tea. Now, personally I prefer feet on the floor. The footrest idea felt very strange and uncomfortable. It didn't enhance my poo-ing ability in any way. So my advice would be - just poo as you do! And shouldn't the footrest be called a footSTOOL? You actually went and bought a footrest? You nutter! I didn't think it would help. To my mind, elevating the feet, I'd think, would make the toilet seem too low, almost like you're sitting on a kiddie-toilet or something. So, since pooing with a footrest isn't necessary, what are you going to do with it? We need to know!
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Post by Stan Butler on Jul 1, 2007 12:14:25 GMT
So, since pooing with a footrest isn't necessary, what are you going to do with it? We need to know! Well after just one Barry using the footrest, I've now give it to my youngest son to use as a little T.V. watching stool. Fortunately for me it didn't cost too much anyway. Daft? Yes.... I am sometimes.
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Post by Stan Butler on Jul 1, 2007 12:15:04 GMT
No idea why that last bit sounded like Yoda!
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Jul 2, 2007 7:21:39 GMT
Christ(!) next time I see a leafet at work/poster or whatever, I'd best keep it to myself! I'd best not get the balme for this... as far as I reckon, you'd only do these 'extreme measures' if you'd got trouble sh*tting... Now me - full S.A.S. stuff - straight in... kecks down - out goes 'chummy', quick wipe, flush - hands washed and dried then I feck off out of there... if it's a 'bad 'un' I may open the window too - but that's it - in/out/done in under a minute! In fact, it takes me longer to type about all this than to actually do it... so I'm not wasting time dragging a footstool/rest around too! N.
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Post by knocker on Jul 14, 2007 3:37:49 GMT
I don't know about you. cause I don't need a foot stool to take a sh*t,it blasts out just fine.
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Jul 14, 2007 7:32:49 GMT
Good on ye knocker - don't pander to the experts... I reckon they're just after the money! Get used to a footstool... and then you need to use a lav. and don't have one with you - what then? Nah - yer doing the best thing! N.
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