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Post by Stan Butler on Jul 14, 2007 14:44:28 GMT
I agree, don't waste your money on a footstool like I did!
Keep your feet firmly on the floor and you'll be reet.
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Jul 23, 2007 4:12:26 GMT
I last had a Barry - two minutes ago whilst working me nightshift. Belting - technically I got paid for doing it! N.
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Post by Stan Butler on Aug 9, 2007 16:23:22 GMT
I last had a Barry - two minutes ago whilst working me nightshift. Belting - technically I got paid for doing it! N. Does that mean your wages are crap?
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Post by Reneekittycat on Aug 18, 2007 15:57:10 GMT
We had Chinese food yesterday so, I haven't strayed too far from a facility.
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Aug 20, 2007 7:52:22 GMT
I last had a Barry - two minutes ago whilst working me nightshift. Belting - technically I got paid for doing it! N. Does that mean your wages are crap? Yes... yes it does - you're absolutely right(!) HEY - new technique - how to type patronisingly AND sarcastically!!! By the way - soon we'll be having to use a different sh*tter when we move out - that's going to be awkward... Like when you were a kid and you'd 'have a borrow' of a mates bike... and then when you sat back on your own bike, it felt weird, like your own *rse no longer fit properly! Hope it's not like that. So - I've had on this a.m. - I'd best make the most of me Brad Pitts before we move! N.
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Post by Stan Butler on Aug 20, 2007 11:18:10 GMT
By the way - soon we'll be having to use a different sh*tter when we move out - that's going to be awkward... Like when you were a kid and you'd 'have a borrow' of a mates bike... and then when you sat back on your own bike, it felt weird, like your own *rse no longer fit properly! Hope it's not like that. So - I've had on this a.m. - I'd best make the most of me Brad Pitts before we move! N. I know what you mean there Gene. Unless you're on your own bog, you can't enjoy a good Barry.
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Post by The Collector on Aug 20, 2007 11:19:51 GMT
Aye, I rarely pass solids unless in own Loo
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Aug 20, 2007 16:50:04 GMT
Been looking at some houses, including one today in Orrell.
"Have a look around on your own" her says... fair do, but I wouldn't have wanted to nip for a 'True Grit' with someone in there... so how d' ye know whether or not you've got the 'feel' for a place until you've had a grunt and a thrutch?
Besides... I didn't need to go then anyhow... and by the time I did want a cack, I was back home.
Ah well.
N.
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Post by Stan Butler on Aug 20, 2007 17:14:27 GMT
"Have a look around on your own" her says... fair do, but I wouldn't have wanted to nip for a 'True Grit' with someone in there... so how d' ye know whether or not you've got the 'feel' for a place until you've had a grunt and a thrutch? Besides... I didn't need to go then anyhow... and by the time I did want a cack, I was back home. Ah well. N. Would the estate agent (or landlord / whatever) not let you go back to have a test run on the bog? (no pun intended!)
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Post by Stan Butler on Aug 20, 2007 17:15:17 GMT
p.s. - I've only been once today. I'm getting worried.
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Aug 21, 2007 14:06:01 GMT
Gawd... that was yesterday Mr. Sheds!!! Have you been since - eh? COME ON - I'M GETTEN WHERRITED HERE!!! N. P.S. I've had two - second one was one of them 'sticklebrick' ones - you know, the ones that hurt yer 'arris - las time I eyt peanuts for a while!
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Post by Stan Butler on Aug 21, 2007 15:33:25 GMT
Gawd... that was yesterday Mr. Sheds!!! Have you been since - eh? COME ON - I'M GETTEN WHERRITED HERE!!! Sorry to cause panic there. I caught up yesterday eventually with two more later on. Today I have been regular as clockwork. Worry no more.
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Aug 21, 2007 18:34:00 GMT
Phew! How I'm going to go on when I've no internet, I'll never know. Ye'll have to text your 'Barry Count' to me! N.
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Post by Reneekittycat on Aug 27, 2007 6:05:11 GMT
My neighbor gave us some fresh plums, need I say more. Let's just say that Barry and me have been through a lot in the last couple of days.
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Post by Master Shake on Aug 27, 2007 22:14:33 GMT
Whereas me and Barry haven't. After eating the plums Barry went mad, so I took some "stem-the-flow" medicine.
Even though I only took the recommended dosage, I've since only visited Barry twice.
Never takin' it again!
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