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Master Shake Night Watchman Enjoying Life Again The only way is forward.[Mo0:20] Posts: 2,737	Useless Information Jan 15, 2012 0:34:09 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Master Shake on Jan 15, 2012 0:34:09 GMT Come over here and step outside with a glass of water. All the ice you'll need - instantly!
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Mr Levity Comedian Well blow me down with an anchovy ![Mo0:16] Posts: 1,664	Useless Information Jan 17, 2012 12:24:57 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Mr Levity on Jan 17, 2012 12:24:57 GMT This circular saw blade turned up this morning, in a bubble wrap packet. And 11 metres of black polythene !
	Well, here's another nice kettle of fish you've pickled me in.

Zoot Comedian [Mo0:9] Posts: 4,049	Useless Information Jan 18, 2012 12:57:15 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Zoot on Jan 18, 2012 12:57:15 GMT We've been getting our pictures taken in work for the website Was so weird...

Stan Butler Manager This planet is almost extinct! Posts: 8,918	Useless Information Jan 18, 2012 13:18:16 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Stan Butler on Jan 18, 2012 13:18:16 GMT Just found out (after almost 3 months of waiting) I didn't get the bus job... Maybe I should change my name again!
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The Collector Concert Secretary Funky Gibbon Sad In'it[Mo0:3] Posts: 10,380	Useless Information Jan 18, 2012 17:18:41 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Collector on Jan 18, 2012 17:18:41 GMT That's a Sh**ter Stan
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Stan Butler Manager This planet is almost extinct! Posts: 8,918	Useless Information Jan 18, 2012 19:36:17 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Stan Butler on Jan 18, 2012 19:36:17 GMT I'm not too bothered to be honest. I wouldn't have been any better off financially and would lose the freedom I have in self employment.
	"Come on Butler, get that bus aht!"

Mr Levity Comedian Well blow me down with an anchovy ![Mo0:16] Posts: 1,664	Useless Information Jan 18, 2012 21:27:15 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Mr Levity on Jan 18, 2012 21:27:15 GMT We have 8 pieces of equipment charging up in our house.
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Post by Stan Butler on Jan 18, 2012 23:56:09 GMT

Did you know....

Jun 6, 2006 23:22:37 GMT SAMfilms said:

Welcome to 'Planet Comedy' , the forum dedicated to anything that is funny!

Please feel free to start up threads of your choosing. The categories are easy to follow, so should make it easy for you to decide where to post your chosen subject!

Enjoy your stay here with us.

Let's all have some laughs!

SAMfilms (administrator)

P.S. If you want to tell your friends about us, feel free.
They can find us directly at

www.planetcomedy.org.uk

That was the first ever post on here!

"Come on Butler, get that bus aht!"

The Collector Concert Secretary Funky Gibbon Sad In'it[Mo0:3] Posts: 10,380	Useless Information Jan 19, 2012 10:58:06 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Collector on Jan 19, 2012 10:58:06 GMT Jan 18, 2012 19:36:17 GMT Stan Butler said: I'm not too bothered to be honest. I wouldn't have been any better off financially and would lose the freedom I have in self employment. That's fair enough
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Zoot Comedian [Mo0:9] Posts: 4,049	Useless Information Jan 19, 2012 13:44:43 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Zoot on Jan 19, 2012 13:44:43 GMT I just turned down free chocolate

The Collector Concert Secretary Funky Gibbon Sad In'it[Mo0:3] Posts: 10,380	Useless Information Jan 19, 2012 14:44:09 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Collector on Jan 19, 2012 14:44:09 GMT I'm stunned into silence
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Zoot Comedian [Mo0:9] Posts: 4,049	Useless Information Jan 19, 2012 19:47:45 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Zoot on Jan 19, 2012 19:47:45 GMT Didn't last all day.... the call of the chocolate was too strong!!

Mr Levity Comedian Well blow me down with an anchovy ![Mo0:16] Posts: 1,664	Useless Information Jan 19, 2012 20:57:51 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Mr Levity on Jan 19, 2012 20:57:51 GMT The temperature outside our house is 6.4 degrees C.
	Well, here's another nice kettle of fish you've pickled me in.

The Collector Concert Secretary Funky Gibbon Sad In'it[Mo0:3] Posts: 10,380	Useless Information Jan 20, 2012 14:09:34 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Collector on Jan 20, 2012 14:09:34 GMT I'm about to do the hoovering
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Mr Levity Comedian Well blow me down with an anchovy ![Mo0:16] Posts: 1,664	Useless Information Jan 20, 2012 20:21:06 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Mr Levity on Jan 20, 2012 20:21:06 GMT If I had plus-fived my lottery numbers I would have won Â£2.50 tonight.
	Well, here's another nice kettle of fish you've pickled me in.