Post by The Collector on Aug 27, 2006 19:12:22 GMT
Top sketch film from Abrahams-Zucker-Abrahams
Newscaster: The popcorn you are eating has been p*ssed in. More at eleven.
Narrator: Never before has the beauty of the sexual act been so crassly exploited!
1st guest: "Fish for dinner last night?"
2nd guest: "Phewww... Harvey still smoking those cigars?"
3rd guest: "CHRIST! Did a cow shit in here?"
Narrator: If you were thrilled by "The Towering Inferno," if you were terrified by "Earthquake," Then you will be SCARED SHITLESS at the Samuel L. Bronkowitz production of "That's Armageddon!"
Henry Gibson: Although, so far there's no known treatment for death's crippling effects, still everyone can acquaint himself with the three early warning signs of death: one, rigor mortis; two, a rotting smell; three, occasional drowsiness.
Henry Gibson: In the past year, over 800,000 millions have died. Despite millions of dollars of research, death continues to be our nation's number one killer.
Henry Gibson: It is also important to know what to do you when you die. 1) Don't try to drive a car. 2) Do not operate heavy machinery. 3) Do not talk.
Newscaster: The popcorn you are eating has been p*ssed in. More at eleven.
Narrator: Never before has the beauty of the sexual act been so crassly exploited!
1st guest: "Fish for dinner last night?"
2nd guest: "Phewww... Harvey still smoking those cigars?"
3rd guest: "CHRIST! Did a cow shit in here?"
Narrator: If you were thrilled by "The Towering Inferno," if you were terrified by "Earthquake," Then you will be SCARED SHITLESS at the Samuel L. Bronkowitz production of "That's Armageddon!"
Henry Gibson: Although, so far there's no known treatment for death's crippling effects, still everyone can acquaint himself with the three early warning signs of death: one, rigor mortis; two, a rotting smell; three, occasional drowsiness.
Henry Gibson: In the past year, over 800,000 millions have died. Despite millions of dollars of research, death continues to be our nation's number one killer.
Henry Gibson: It is also important to know what to do you when you die. 1) Don't try to drive a car. 2) Do not operate heavy machinery. 3) Do not talk.
