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Post by moriarty on Oct 7, 2006 17:05:32 GMT
Naked Man Orders Coffee While Pleasuring Self Posted in Funny News on 27 Oct 2005 by DR Add a Comment (0) Allenville, Mi. - A man who drove up to a Starbucks drive-thru while stark naked and masturbating has pleaded guilty to committing an indecent act, saying "fantasy" got the best of him.
A female employee at the coffee shop took an order for a large coffee just past midnight on Oct. 3, prosecutor William Hergeson told court Tuesday.
When the car pulled up to the window, the employee noticed a man alone in the vehicle, completely nude and masturbating, Hergeson said. The man handed money to the employee with his unoccupied left hand, court heard.
The employee wrote down the car's licence plate number and called police.
When the 38-year-old Allenville man met with police after the incident, he admitted to doing "a bad thing" and suggested he did it "for the thrill," court heard.
Joseph Priddle will be sentenced Dec. 6.
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Post by The Collector on Oct 7, 2006 17:42:21 GMT
Maybe he wanted cream in it?
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Post by funkdooby on Oct 7, 2006 20:50:58 GMT
I've walked into McDonald's in Gillingham bollock naked and having a hand shandy and no one took a blind bit of notice of me. Whassall the fuss about? ;D
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Post by The Collector on Oct 7, 2006 21:04:02 GMT
I've walked into McDonald's in Gillingham bollock naked and having a hand shandy and no one took a blind bit of notice of me. Whassall the fuss about? ;D Yeah...But there all w**nkers in McDonalds!
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Post by Master Shake on Oct 7, 2006 21:40:05 GMT
I don't recall when this was, Renee told me about it years ago, but apparently once upon a time, a disgruntled employee at a Subway sandwich restaurant added his own 'special sauce' to a customer's sandwich.
He was fired upon it's discovery, but Subway refused to comment on whether any had been consumed, which leads me to believe it had. After all, if it hadn't, they'd say it hadn't, wouldn't they?
Enjoy your suppers won't you?
;D
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Post by Stan Butler on Oct 7, 2006 22:57:55 GMT
...So that's why they're always mopping up.
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Oct 8, 2006 21:24:13 GMT
No references to Marc Almond?
Now I'm surprised!
;D
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Post by bluebottle on Oct 9, 2006 7:49:28 GMT
I Think I will start eating at Burger king in Future......
The mental image is just to disturbing to deal with....
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Oct 9, 2006 8:28:10 GMT
Here Bluebottle - what would Terry Foy say? ;D N.
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Post by Stan Butler on Oct 9, 2006 13:47:24 GMT
what would Terry Foy say? ;D N. "This one's for girls from Leyland!"
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Oct 9, 2006 21:17:00 GMT
;D
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Post by Grimly Fiendish on Nov 6, 2006 16:44:48 GMT
This is... disturbing.
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