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Post by Stan Butler on Jun 9, 2006 20:52:31 GMT
One of my all time favourites has to be mr. Tommy Cooper His humour was one of the first I ever experienced in my life, and has had a great influence on my own sense of humour. I love the simplicity of his jokes, how bad they are, but most of all, how funny they are.... I'll give you an e.g. (the 1st one I remembered as a kid) "I went to the doctor, I said, doctor it hurts when I do that... He said, 'Well don't do it!'Love that! So bad, it's brilliant!
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Post by bluebottle on Jun 11, 2006 13:59:13 GMT
JUST LIKE THAT!! ;D
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Post by funkdooby on Jun 13, 2006 19:57:14 GMT
Absolute legend.
One of my fave TC jokes: Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
Hahahahaha. Always makes me laugh, no matter how many times I hear it ;D
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Post by Stan Butler on Jun 13, 2006 20:29:24 GMT
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Post by bluebottle on Jun 14, 2006 19:19:31 GMT
"I went to the doctors the other day and I said to him.."
"Doctor when I touch my head it hurts." "When I touch my knee it hurts." "And when I touch my elbow it hurts..."
"The doctor said I know what the problem is."
"I said do you??"
"He said yes you've broke your finger."
"HA HA HA" ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Stan Butler on Jun 14, 2006 19:27:00 GMT
"It's all about mind over matter.... If I don't mind, you don't matter... a-herrrrr!!!"
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Post by The Collector on Aug 31, 2006 15:15:29 GMT
Note that the DVD has a cover but is still TBC on www.networkdvd.co.ukYou've only been waiting for it, well it seems forever
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Post by Stan Butler on Aug 31, 2006 15:56:22 GMT
According to Play.com a few weeks ago, the release date was set for 16th October this year, just had a look to double check.....
Now it's
1/1/07
Taking the p*ss now!
This was originally meant to be out in April this year!
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loki
Heckler
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Post by loki on Oct 18, 2006 18:28:21 GMT
Now your talking The King of stand up comedians The Great Tommy Cooper. Just like that
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Post by judyteen on Oct 18, 2006 20:03:50 GMT
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loki
Heckler
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Post by loki on Oct 18, 2006 20:14:03 GMT
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Post by Stan Butler on Oct 19, 2006 18:22:51 GMT
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thomas
Not Got Much To Say!
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Post by thomas on Oct 21, 2006 17:59:58 GMT
tommy cooper he was a classic bet u cant geuss who i am jus like that
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Post by Stan Butler on Oct 21, 2006 18:44:42 GMT
tommy cooper he was a classic bet u cant geuss who i am jus like that I know who the 'real' Thomas is, so this must be his dad, coz Tom's too young to know who Tommy Cooper is! (was)
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sarolium
Canned Laughter
REAL star of phoenix nights
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Post by sarolium on Oct 21, 2006 19:31:43 GMT
best story i heard about tommy cooper was him tipping a taxi driver outside a theatre putting the tip in the drivers top pocket and saying "here have a drink on me" when the driver looked there was a tea bag in there.. ;D
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