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Post by Stan Butler on Jun 17, 2006 15:42:23 GMT
 He hasn't done anything new for a few years, but kept us well entertained in the late 70's and right through the eighties and nineties. He's had some funny routines in that time, like 'Holidays' ,'Baggage Handlers', 'Chinese Restauant' & 'The Driving Lesson'. (to name a few) "Hoy Carrott, have you got the time on yer cock?!!!"I also enjoyed the 'Insurance Claim Form' stuff... "He had no idea which way to go... so I ran over him!"
"I had been driving for forty years, then I fell asleep at the wheel"
"As I reversed on to my drive-way, I collided with a tree I haven't got"Good stuff Jasper. (Pity all the money you've made from Avalon Productions has gone to your head!) |
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Post by bluebottle on Jun 17, 2006 17:35:57 GMT
What a guy I could quote carrott all-day I would just like to a couple of my favorite carrott quotes.
The first one involves the Saturday morning YTS assistants in Woollies.
Jasper
"Excuse me love.....I have just put some Anthrax in the Pick & Mix....."
Assistant
"Ohhhhhhh......It's not my counter."
"I saw a puzzled expression on the old man's face"
"as he bounced of the bonnet of my car"
"I drove straight of my house and into a bus"
"The bus was 5 minutes early."
"The accident was caused by me waving to the man I hit last week."
"I told the policeman I was not injured"
"But on removing my hat I found I had a fractured skull."
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Post by Stan Butler on Jun 18, 2006 13:22:33 GMT
"Laughter is the best medicine-unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list."
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Post by BobbyRazzle on Aug 18, 2006 15:39:52 GMT
They said Jasper's kind of act wouldn't take off all those years ago, but every sod's doing that sort of turn these days. There should be more good old fashioned comics doing the circuit. That would be beltin'. A comedian who tells gags, not just observational stuff.
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Post by The Collector on Jan 8, 2012 11:14:44 GMT
The One Jasper Carrott
Episode 2 of 3, The Ones, Series 1
Duration: 30 minutes
Legendary comedian Jasper Carrott returns to the BBC after 13 years for a comedy special of brand new stand-up material, together with a reprise of The Detectives with Robert Powell; a sketch with his daughter, The Office star Lucy Davis; and a song from his house band, with Rick Wakeman and ELO drummer Bev Bevan.
BBC1 8-30 Monday 9th Jan!
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Post by Stan Butler on Jan 8, 2012 14:19:02 GMT
Mustn't forget about this!
Thanks for th'info
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