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Post by The Collector on Sept 6, 2006 13:59:21 GMT
As Some of you know I love Asian cinema...Sometimes the Subtitles are...well these examples taken from the book Sex and Zen and a Bullet in the head will show...Different
Same old rules, no eyes, no groin - (Bloody Mary killer)
You're bad. You make my busts up and down - (The love that is wrong)
Don't shout. Balls are not broken yet.
Yeah? My iron balls are like marshmellows now - (Devil cat)
I've checked, you are suffered from "big penis" - (Ghostly vixen)
Noodles? forget it! Try my fist! - (Final victory)
Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants - (The Seventh curse)
Well! masterbate in hell! - (Full contact)
Damn you, stink man! - (Caged beauties)
More to come...
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Post by The Collector on Sept 6, 2006 14:07:03 GMT
And here they are...
You b*stard, try this melon - (Gunman)
I'll cut your fat's out, don't you believe it? - (It's now or never)
Your dad is an iron worder, your mom sells beans - (Legend of the liquid sword) (very french taunter!)
Her ass...got the symbol of the god of death - (Passionate killing in the dream)
The reproductive organ was bursted by bullet - (Naked killer)
Suck the coffin mushroom now - (The ultimate vampire)
Suddenly my worm are all healed off - (Aloha little vampire story)
Watch out, the road is very sweaty - (same as above)
Vol.3 Next...
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Post by The Collector on Sept 6, 2006 14:17:02 GMT
The wolves will burst your tits this time! - (Naked killer)
He wants to be the toppest fight, shit! - (13 cold blooded eagles)
Lucky fruit, the dried corpse is horrible! - (Peacock king)
I am Damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way - (Holy weapon)
I have been scared shitless too much lately - (Final victory)
That may disarray my intestines - (Eastern condors)
Check if there's a hole in my underpant?
No! I saw a vomiting crab - (Full contact)
I won't dump the used napkins anywhere too
Not to let the vampires use them as tea bags, right? - (Eternal evil of Asia)
How can you use my intestines as a gift? - (the beheaded 1000)
a red moon? why don't you say blue buttocks - (the holy virgin versus the evil dead)
You circumcised me beacause of my cold. Now my appendix beacause of my headache? - (Doctor vampire)
There are many more, Some of these have been released on DVD with the Subtitles corrected.
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 7, 2006 4:40:01 GMT
;D Some rum stuff there!
N.
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Post by darkhorse123 on Oct 16, 2006 18:41:46 GMT
oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh and I thowt this were a nice forum!
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thomas
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Post by thomas on Nov 29, 2006 17:39:56 GMT
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