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Post by rAlf bReAkfaSt on Feb 14, 2008 13:07:45 GMT
it'S oFficiAl fOlks. sAmFilMS haS cOmMisSioNed mE mY oWn sErieS, wHich WiLL bE sHoWn eXclUsiVelY on yOUtuBe as a WEekLy Show. PrOdUctiOn sHoUld bEgin wiThiN tHe nExt feW wEEks! I cAn't wAit!  |
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Post by Stan Butler on Feb 14, 2008 13:38:58 GMT
it'S oFficiAl fOlks. sAmFilMS haS cOmMisSioNed mE mY oWn sErieS, wHich WiLL bE sHoWn eXclUsiVelY on yOUtuBe as a WEekLy Show. PrOdUctiOn sHoUld bEgin wiThiN tHe nExt feW wEEks! That's right everyone! I've had this idea about a Ralf show for quite a while. I've just never got round to doing it. There must be a thing about puppets these days. Maybe they are the future! Anyway, if any Planet Comedy members would like to be part of the production of this series, you're more than welcome to contribute ideas & sketches for the show. The show will basically be a puppet show featuring Ralf as the main presenter and will feature comedy sketches based on anything you like. (or don't like) If you've ever written the odd sketch and never bothered bringing it to life, now's your chance. Parody's based on TV shows/ films/ adverts (past & present) is the main aim of the show. The editing machine I use has a function that can do CSO (blue screen effect), so more or less anything can be created with a bit of technical work. If any of you ARE interested in getting involved with this, let me know. We can keep the ideas brief within this thread (to avoid giving too much away) and discuss possible scripts/sketches via PM's. And before you ask, I can't pay anyone for any input, so if you're after making a few quid out of it, that aint possible! (yet) I will, however, include your name in the credits!  |
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Post by The Collector on Feb 14, 2008 14:02:10 GMT
i'll get me thinking 'ead on...It's about time I actually put some stuff down on paper!
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Post by Stan Butler on Feb 14, 2008 18:17:21 GMT
i'll get me thinking 'ead on... OK  |
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Feb 21, 2008 2:52:48 GMT
Sounds good to me! I like puppet stuff you know! N. P.S. Don't forget also - "Convention Crasher" vent. episode - repeated on E4 sunday!!! |
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Post by The Collector on Feb 21, 2008 15:32:02 GMT
E-mailed you first fruit of thinking 'ead...Hopefully it'll start running properly soon...let me know if it's any use or the type of thing you want...
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Post by Stan Butler on Feb 22, 2008 0:44:34 GMT
P.S. Don't forget also - "Convention Crasher" vent. episode - repeated on E4 sunday!!! Not forgot about that. Thanks for letting me know about the repeat. E-mailed you first fruit of thinking 'ead...Hopefully it'll start running properly soon...let me know if it's any use or the type of thing you want... I didn't get the e-mail.  |
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Feb 22, 2008 1:50:51 GMT
No probs - was a corking prog. that - not a fan of J.L.C. but he really can do the 'vent' stuff and puts the effort in! Some of the Yank stuff there really is p*ss poor though! A good prog. N. |
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Post by Stan Butler on Mar 22, 2008 17:20:04 GMT
WANTEDDOCTOR DOCTOR JOKES.... To feature in...  (Not pinched from the 'Muppet Show', honest!) ;D Hopefully, some good ones, which will be turned into 'sketches' featuring Ralf's own GP, Dr. Moody.  Post 'em here folks. The best ones will be used. GUARANTEED OR YOUR MONEY BACK!
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Post by The Collector on Mar 23, 2008 15:48:59 GMT
Doctor, Doctor
I can't stop stealing things
Take these pills for a week; if that doesn't work I'll have a color TV!
Doctor, Doctor
What can I do? I think I'm a pair of curtains?
Pull yourself together man!
Doctor, Doctor
I think I'm a bridge?
What's come over you?
Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.
Doctor, Doctor
I think I'm god?
How did that start?
In the beginning there was darkness......
Doctor, Doctor
Every bone in my body aches!
Just be glad you aren't a herring!
Doctor, Doctor
Can I have second opinion?
Of course, come back tomorrow!
Doctor, Doctor
I think I've broken my neck?
Don't worry - keep your chin up!
Doctor Doctor
My daughter has just swallowed my pen - what shall I do?
Use a pencil!
Doctor Doctor
What can I do? Everyone thinks I'm a liar?
I find that very hard to believe!
Doctor, Doctor
I feel like a pack of cards?
I'll deal with you later!
Doctor, Doctor
You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking!
Do you drink a lot?
Not really - I spill most of it!
Doctor, Doctor
I feel like a spoon?
Still still and don't stir!
Doctor, Doctor
Every time I drink a cup of coffee I get this stabbing pain in my eye!
I suggest you take the spoon out!
Doctor, Doctor
My irregular heartbeat is really frightening me.
Don't worry - we'll soon put a stop to it!
Doctor, Doctor
Please help me. I think I'm invisible
Next Please!
Doctor, Doctor
I've just swallowed my mouth organ
Well look on the bright side, at least you weren't playing a grand piano!
Doctor, Doctor
I think I'm a bell?
Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!
Doctor, Doctor
I think I'm a cat?
How long has this been going on?
Oh, since I was a kitten I guess!
Doctor, Doctor
I've got insomnia
Just sit on the edge of the bed. You'll soon drop off!
Doctor, Doctor
Is there anything wrong with my heart?
After a thorough examination I can confidently say it will last as long as you do!!
Doctor, Doctor
I've got wind! Can you give me something?
Yes - here's a kite!
Doctor Doctor
I'm not well - can you give me something to make me better?
Take 2 teaspoons of this after every meal?
But Doctor, I've only got one teaspoon?
Doctor to Dumb Blonde
Well Miss, I've discovered your problem - you are pregnant!
Oh! Is it mine?
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Apr 29, 2008 17:33:40 GMT
Hey up - who knows how to 'copy & paste' then eh? I've getten plenty - trouble wi' these type of jokes, most are cr*p... sneaky trick is - do ANY joke, then include a 'doctor' or a situation in it... that's the way to get the routine. Meantime though - here's corny: Man: Doctor - I keep thinking I'm a pig. Doc: How long's this been going on? Man: Oh, it only started last WHEEEEK! Man: Doctor - I keep thinking I'm a pop star. Doc: Nurse - fetch me this man's records! N. |
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Post by Stan Butler on Apr 30, 2008 15:49:19 GMT
Hey up - who knows how to 'copy & paste' then eh? I've getten plenty - trouble wi' these type of jokes, most are cr*p... sneaky trick is - do ANY joke, then include a 'doctor' or a situation in it... that's the way to get the routine. Meantime though - here's corny: Man: Doctor - I keep thinking I'm a pig. Doc: How long's this been going on? Man: Oh, it only started last WHEEEEK! Man: Doctor - I keep thinking I'm a pop star. Doc: Nurse - fetch me this man's records! N. ;D Thanks for those. Keep 'em coming! |
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