smeg1990
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Post by smeg1990 on May 30, 2008 14:32:52 GMT
How many musicians does it take to change a lightbulb? A 1, a 2, a 1234  |
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Post by Zoot on May 30, 2008 17:38:19 GMT
How many Technical Support folks does it take to change a lightbulb ? One, but they do it like this: "We have an exact copy of the bulb here, and it appears to work fine. Can You tell me what kind af system You have ? Okay, exactly how dark is it ? Okay, there could be four or five things wrong.... Have You tried the light switch?"  How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but it really has to want to change. |
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Jun 2, 2008 3:14:01 GMT
Here... how many psychiatric nurses does it change to change a lightbulb. None - they'll help talk you through 'coping with darkness' instead! N. |
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Post by Zoot on Jun 2, 2008 11:10:20 GMT
How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
- None. Bill Gates wil just redefine Darkness (TM) to be the new industry standard.
How many fishermen does it take to change a lightbulb ?
- Five. And You should have seen the bulb, it must have been THIS big.
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Post by Mr Levity on Jan 16, 2009 22:19:26 GMT
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