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Post by Stan Butler on Jun 7, 2008 1:29:28 GMT
There was this fella out walking his dog in the cemetery. He spotted another man crouched down behind a grave stone. "Morning" he gestured... The man replied "No, I'm just having a sh*t!"  |
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smeg1990
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Post by smeg1990 on Jun 7, 2008 22:35:29 GMT
Good one! ;D
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Post by Stan Butler on Jun 8, 2008 12:33:23 GMT
This fella came to our house. He said "Do you believe in free speech?" I said "I do", so he said "Can I use your telephone!"  |
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Post by Stan Butler on Aug 27, 2008 0:03:10 GMT
There was this fella who had to go to the doctor's. He had to take his wife along because he was a bit hard of hearing. At the surgery, the doctor did some routine examinations, then told the bloke he would need to make further tests. "To find out what's wrong with you, I'll need a stool, urine and semen specimen" said the doctor. "What did he say?" the bloke asked his wife. She replied "He needs to see your underpants!" |
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Post by Zoot on Aug 27, 2008 11:40:27 GMT
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Post by Stan Butler on Oct 19, 2008 12:34:31 GMT
I was walking through the cemetery the other day. I saw these four fellas carrying a coffing all over the graveyard... A while later they were still there carrying that coffin. I thought to myself, they have lost the f*cking plot! |
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Post by Stan Butler on Nov 26, 2008 17:55:10 GMT
This fella said to me the other day... "You're putting on weight aren't you?" I said, "Yeah I know, I've had a lot on my plate lately!" |
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