Gordon Ramsey - Puffin Murderer!

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Gordon Ramsey - Puffin Murderer! Sept 5, 2008 3:07:07 GMT

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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 5, 2008 3:07:07 GMT

Might sound like a 'lol' and spoof title, but me serious for a change - this c*nt killed and ate a Puffin!

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Now, I never minded the chap... thought even though he could be an *rse with people, he was entertaining, a good motivator, and to be applauded for his efforts in the London Marathon (done it about 4 or 5 times)...

But after finding this out, I refuse to watch him - if he's on telly, the channel's changed... in this day and age (and in light of these animals needing to be protected in this country) I find the whole thing distasteful and sickening!

Here's to something sh*te happening to this chap - I wish him NO good whatsoever!

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Stan Butler Manager This planet is almost extinct! Posts: 8,918	Gordon Ramsey - Puffin Murderer! Sept 6, 2008 15:52:38 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Stan Butler on Sept 6, 2008 15:52:38 GMT Sept 5, 2008 3:07:07 GMT Lieutenant Columbo said: Might sound like a 'lol' and spoof title, but me serious for a change - this cnt killed and ate a Puffin! Bstard!
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Mr Levity Comedian Well blow me down with an anchovy ![Mo0:16] Posts: 1,664	Gordon Ramsey - Puffin Murderer! Sept 6, 2008 19:04:19 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Mr Levity on Sept 6, 2008 19:04:19 GMT At the end of the Telegraph article it says he fell in the water and his clothes started to drag him down. Pity the b*stard didn't drown !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've gone right off him. Can someone put his face here
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Lieutenant Columbo Lifetime Achievement in Comedy The Lieutenant Crumpled Detective Posts: 5,533	Gordon Ramsey - Puffin Murderer! Sept 7, 2008 13:53:33 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 7, 2008 13:53:33 GMT Glad to see that others can't be rsed with the feller! Who knows, we may even get an 'anti-Gordon' fan club going! Tsser! N.
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The Collector Concert Secretary Funky Gibbon Sad In'it[Mo0:3] Posts: 10,380	Gordon Ramsey - Puffin Murderer! Sept 8, 2008 12:17:44 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Collector on Sept 8, 2008 12:17:44 GMT I've alway's thought he was a prick...this proves it
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Puffin Guest	Gordon Ramsey - Puffin Murderer! Sept 15, 2008 19:04:48 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Puffin on Sept 15, 2008 19:04:48 GMT Mmmmmmm....can someone tell me what's wrong with that?? How is it different from killing a chicken?

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Gordon Ramsey - Puffin Murderer! Sept 16, 2008 0:19:55 GMT

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Post by Stan Butler on Sept 16, 2008 0:19:55 GMT

Sept 15, 2008 19:04:48 GMT @Puffin said:

Mmmmmmm....can someone tell me what's wrong with that?? How is it different from killing a chicken?

Hang on, you've registered, posted this and then deleted your account.

What's all that about?

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The Collector Concert Secretary Funky Gibbon Sad In'it[Mo0:3] Posts: 10,380	Gordon Ramsey - Puffin Murderer! Sept 16, 2008 11:54:32 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Collector on Sept 16, 2008 11:54:32 GMT And your names 'Puffin' So are you advacating the death of your own kind?
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Mr Levity Comedian Well blow me down with an anchovy ![Mo0:16] Posts: 1,664	Gordon Ramsey - Puffin Murderer! Sept 16, 2008 19:20:46 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Mr Levity on Sept 16, 2008 19:20:46 GMT Do you think it was Gordon Himself ?
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Gordon Ramsey - Puffin Murderer! Sept 16, 2008 19:39:48 GMT

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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 16, 2008 19:39:48 GMT

Could well have been!

Anyhow - Chicken's are different - they look a bit like Quentin Crisp, whereas Puffins look like Johnny Morris!

Plus, as all readers will know, Puffins are Junior Penguins - so there's no argument to be had.

Chr*st - I'd best put the lid back on that varnish, I'm seeing marmalade skies here - explains a lot!