Marx Brothers

[The Collector]

Moriarty saw a book by the side of my bed called Why a duck - Here dear lady is the routine it comes from...

Groucho: ...Now, here is a little peninsula, and here is a viaduct leading over to the mainland

Chico: Why a duck?

G: i'm all right. how are you?. I say here is a little peninsula, and here's a viaduct leading over to the mainland

C: All right. why a duck?

G: I'm not playing ask me another. I say, that's a viaduct

C: All right. why a duck? why a- why a duck?. why a no chicken

G: I don't know why a no chicken. I'm a stranger here myself. All I know is that it's a viaduct. You cross over there on a chicken and you'll find out why a duck. It's deep water, that's viaduct

C: That's why a duck?

G: look...suppose you were out horseback riding and you came to that stream and wanted to ford over there, you couldn't make it too deep

C: But what do you want with a ford when you gotta horse?

G: Well, I'm sorry the matter ever came up. All I know is that it's a viaduct

C: Now look...All righta...I catcha on to why a horse, why a chicken, why a this, why a that. I no catch on to why a duck.

G: I was only fooling. I was only fooling. They're going to build a tunnel in the morning. Now is that clear to you?.

C: yes. Everything - Excepta why a duck?

[funkdooby]

My favourite bit of fun from Groucho: I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty ;D

[Lieutenant Columbo]

My favourite "Three on a midget's bad luck"

;D Interpret that how you will.

N.

[The Collector]

FilmFour goes free to air on sunday

Duck soup Mon at 6pm
Horse feathers 5-40 pm tues
Wed sees Monkey business at 5-25pm

If you can give 'em a watch!

[Stan Butler]

I'll might just do that. I've not seen much of the Marx Brothers.
It's probably about time I did!

[The Collector]

gary said:

I'll might just do that. I've not seen much of the Marx Brothers.
It's probably about time I did!

Or you could borro' me Vd's

[Stan Butler]

When I clear my backlog, I might just do that!







Sounds like I'm constipated!

[BlackRaven]

Haven't seen them all, but like what I have seen.