Post by dougie on Feb 6, 2009 22:29:38 GMT
Change names and teams to suit yourselves.
Neil Lennon of Celtic and Ally McCoist of Rangers are out on the p*ss and decide to go to the local brothel. When the enter, Lennon asks the madam 'Who much is it for a wee whank?'
'£30' says the madam.
'Ok' says Ally 'How much is it for a big superstar?'
The scene is a girls primary school near Celtic Park in Glasgow. A new teacher is taking the class for the first time and, trying to get on the right side of the class says 'Well, my name is Miss O'Malley and I am a Celtic fan. If any of you girls are Celtic fans, put up your hands'.
All the girls except one puts their hand up. To this one girl the teacher asks 'Which team do you support?'
'Rangers' says the little girl.
'Why do you support Rangers?' asks the teacher.
'Because my mum and dad support Rangers' says the girl.
The teacher is rather annoyed and says 'Well, that is no reason to be something, just because of your parents. For example, what would you be if your dad was a drug dealer and your mother was a prostitute?'
'Then' smiles the girl 'I would be a Celtic fan'!!!
Neil Lennon of Celtic and Ally McCoist of Rangers are out on the p*ss and decide to go to the local brothel. When the enter, Lennon asks the madam 'Who much is it for a wee whank?'
'£30' says the madam.
'Ok' says Ally 'How much is it for a big superstar?'
The scene is a girls primary school near Celtic Park in Glasgow. A new teacher is taking the class for the first time and, trying to get on the right side of the class says 'Well, my name is Miss O'Malley and I am a Celtic fan. If any of you girls are Celtic fans, put up your hands'.
All the girls except one puts their hand up. To this one girl the teacher asks 'Which team do you support?'
'Rangers' says the little girl.
'Why do you support Rangers?' asks the teacher.
'Because my mum and dad support Rangers' says the girl.
The teacher is rather annoyed and says 'Well, that is no reason to be something, just because of your parents. For example, what would you be if your dad was a drug dealer and your mother was a prostitute?'
'Then' smiles the girl 'I would be a Celtic fan'!!!