Post by dougie on Feb 6, 2009 22:35:03 GMT
A nun teaching at a Catholic girls school is asking her pupils what they want to be when they grow up.
Mary-Louise says 'Well I would like to be a nurse'.
'Very good' says the nun 'What about you Theresa?'
'I would like to be a policewoman' says Theresa.
'Very good' says the nun 'What about you Sally?'
' I would like to be a prostitute' says Sally.
The nun, upon hearing this, goes all dizzy and nearly collapses. After a few minutes she croaks 'Sally, what did you say?'
Sally says 'I said I would like to be a prostitute'.
'Thank heavens' said the nun 'For a moment, I thought you say you wanted to be a protestant'!!!
Mary-Louise says 'Well I would like to be a nurse'.
'Very good' says the nun 'What about you Theresa?'
'I would like to be a policewoman' says Theresa.
'Very good' says the nun 'What about you Sally?'
' I would like to be a prostitute' says Sally.
The nun, upon hearing this, goes all dizzy and nearly collapses. After a few minutes she croaks 'Sally, what did you say?'
Sally says 'I said I would like to be a prostitute'.
'Thank heavens' said the nun 'For a moment, I thought you say you wanted to be a protestant'!!!