Post by dougie on Feb 6, 2009 22:53:52 GMT
A Scotsman and his wife are talking about sex, and the man says 'The problem with Scottish wives is they are not sexy enough'.
'What do you mean?' asks his wife.
'Well, take my Italian pal Luigi, when he makes love to his wife, she screams 'Oh Luigi Multobueno, multobueno, carramea'. Very passionate. Then there is my French pal Louis, when he makes love to his wife she whispers to him 'L'amore toujours, tonight for sure'.
'What about me?' asks the wife
'Well, when I make love to you, all you say is 'Hey Jock, I think that ceiling needs painted again'!!!!!
'What do you mean?' asks his wife.
'Well, take my Italian pal Luigi, when he makes love to his wife, she screams 'Oh Luigi Multobueno, multobueno, carramea'. Very passionate. Then there is my French pal Louis, when he makes love to his wife she whispers to him 'L'amore toujours, tonight for sure'.
'What about me?' asks the wife
'Well, when I make love to you, all you say is 'Hey Jock, I think that ceiling needs painted again'!!!!!