Elvira
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Post by Elvira on Apr 9, 2009 11:57:03 GMT
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said he would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
(The Bible according to Spike Milligan)
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Post by Mr Levity on Apr 12, 2009 8:57:48 GMT
"It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys."
Adam Sandler in "Mr Deeds".
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Elvira
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Post by Elvira on Apr 13, 2009 12:25:23 GMT
Charles Condomine:
If you're trying to compile an inventory of my sex life, I feel it only fair to warn you that you've omitted several episodes. I shall consult my diary and give you a complete list after lunch.
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Post by Mr Levity on Apr 14, 2009 20:53:42 GMT
"Up yer bum !"
Emily Lloyd in "Wish you were here (1987 ?), but Mrs L and I say it to each other when we disagree on something. ;D
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Elvira
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Post by Elvira on May 15, 2009 21:48:05 GMT
Oscar Wilde Quotes
"In married life three is company and two none."
From 'The Importance of Being Earnest' 1895.
"To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness."
From 'The Importance of Being Earnest' 1895.
"I can resist everything except temptation."
From 'Lady Windemere's Fan' 1892.
"Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes."
From 'Lady Windemere's Fan' 1892.
"There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about."
From 'The Picture of Dorian Gray' 1891.
"It is better to be beautiful than to be good. But... it is better to be good than to be ugly."
From 'The Picture of Dorian Gray' 1891.
"Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people."
From 'Sebastian Melmoth' 1891.
"The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - The unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable."
From 'A Woman of No Importance' 1893.
"I have nothing to declare except my genuis."
"Work is the curse of the drinking classes."
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