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Post by ourmickey on Sept 25, 2006 16:48:40 GMT
Goodbye readers.
I'm starting this ere forum back to front for a change.
MY cunning plan is to work back from leaving towards the point where I join.
First (or last depending on which way you look at it) I decided to resign rather than get banned cos its more dignified that way.
Secondly (or penultimately) I need 10,000 posts to mi avatar cos thats how many I got when I left.
Thirdly (this is the hard bit) the administrator will have to deduct a post every time I come on.
fifthly (wheres number four ?)
Fourthly (ah here it is) what happens when I get to post number one ?
sixthly I'll answer fourthly when I get to onely at elevensies.
[glow=red,2,300]Merry Christmas Readers[/glow]
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Post by The Collector on Sept 25, 2006 16:50:11 GMT
I've got a Headache now, Tommy
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Post by Stan Butler on Sept 25, 2006 16:53:43 GMT
Goodbye readers. I'm starting this ere forum back to front for a change. MY cunning plan is to work back from leaving towards the point where I join. First (or last depending on which way you look at it) I decided to resign rather than get banned cos its more dignified that way. Secondly (or penultimately) I need 10,000 posts to mi avatar cos thats how many I got when I left. Thirdly (this is the hard bit) the administrator will have to deduct a post every time I come on. fifthly (wheres number four ?) Fourthly (ah here it is) what happens when I get to post number one ? sixthly I'll answer fourthly when I get to onely at elevensies. [glow=red,2,300]Merry Christmas Readers[/glow]So do you want us to bid you goodbye, or is it too late because you've already left? |
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Post by ourmickey on Sept 25, 2006 16:55:14 GMT
ahem.
I think it is more appropriate to say OLLEH
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Post by ourmickey on Sept 25, 2006 16:57:15 GMT
actually I'm only 4 posts from leaving but the next time I post I will be 5 posts from leaving.
Its ded simple once you see it and theres nobody ded simpler than me
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Post by The Collector on Sept 25, 2006 16:57:36 GMT
tenalp eht ot emocleW
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Post by Stan Butler on Sept 25, 2006 16:59:46 GMT
actually I'm only 4 posts from leaving but the next time I post I will be 5 posts from leaving. Its ded simple once you see it and theres nobody ded simpler than me  With you all the way! We like simple humour on here. |
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Post by ourmickey on Sept 25, 2006 17:33:00 GMT
I shall begin with a poem
Jack and Jill
went up the hill
to get a bite to eat
Jack went down to have a shave
jill et
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 25, 2006 19:09:52 GMT
Right YER BARRED!
But only for 5 mins.
Let that be a lesson to you.
Also:
History - "Crop Rotation" - 12 - 1pm - tomorrow.
And let THAT be a lesson to you!
Let us pray:
"Oh CHRIST I'm funny - you KNOW it!"
Amen!
;D
N.
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Post by ourmickey on Sept 25, 2006 19:23:16 GMT
crop rotation ?
I never understood why farmers had to turn their turnips around 360 degrees every other day.
or is it when peas get above sticks they turn them upside down ?
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 25, 2006 19:29:30 GMT
Surely then they'd be 'peas below sticks'!
Oho - I KNEW why I wanted you to join in here... feeding me TOP material promts like this!
Here... Peter Kay... if you're reading:
DON'T NICK THESE GEMS - THEY'RE COPYRIGHT TO ME AND OUR-M!!!
Right... I've said it now.
NOW I've said it!
;D
N.
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Post by ourmickey on Sept 25, 2006 19:35:02 GMT
GEMS ?
yis Peter them is his crown jewels you know
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 25, 2006 19:35:54 GMT
You know it! N. |
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Post by ourmickey on Sept 25, 2006 19:37:01 GMT
its the knackers I have  |
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 25, 2006 19:39:39 GMT
Here - "Orchestra Stalls" if you don't mind!
Were ye dragged up or summat?
;D
N.
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