The B.J. Harricott (ahem!) Joke book

[The Collector]

Laugh's Galore with Everyone's favourite Funnyman & Writer...

What caused the airline to go bankrupt?
Runway inflation.

What's a frog's favorite drink?
Croaka Cola.

What bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.

Q: Two (insert favorite ethnic group here) jump off the top of a very tall building. Which one his the ground first?
A: Who gives a f**k?

[Zoot]

What is the best time to eat reindeer meat?
When you're hungry.

[The Collector]

What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.

Why did the baker rob the bank?
He needed the dough.

[The Collector]

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.