Post by Stan Butler on Jun 21, 2006 17:48:32 GMT
Police Station toilet stolen....Cops have nothing to go on.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
I wouldn't be seen dead with a necrophiliac.
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.
I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure.
I used to be schizophrenic, but we're all right now.
If all brides are beautiful, where the f**k do ugly wives come from?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
I wouldn't be seen dead with a necrophiliac.
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.
I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure.
I used to be schizophrenic, but we're all right now.
If all brides are beautiful, where the f**k do ugly wives come from?
