Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Aug 23, 2006 22:28:20 GMT
"Mam" says baby Polar Bear, "are you sure I'm a Polar Bear"
"Yes" she says, "You've loads of body fat to insulate you, and you've translucent fur that looks white which reflects light but traps heat"
"Oh" he says, and carries on reading 'viz'.
Later...
"Mam..." he says again "You're SURE I'm a Polar Bear?"
"Yes" says his hard done to mother, "you're predominantly left pawed, a trait of our species, you have a toxic amount of vitamin A in yer liver, you eat fish, and 'Coke' used you in that commercial - remember?"
"Oh aye," he says. "Righto.!"
Later on he asks again if he's a Polar Bear.
"Flamin' Nora!" says his mammy in the style of Jack Duckworth, "Why the ruddy hell do you keep wondering if yer a Polar Bear?"
"'cause I'm ****ing freezing!" he says!
Now how's that for a joke - silly, surreal and eductaional too!
Did you realise that you were learnig something as well as having a laugh here folks?
;D
N.
"Yes" she says, "You've loads of body fat to insulate you, and you've translucent fur that looks white which reflects light but traps heat"
"Oh" he says, and carries on reading 'viz'.
Later...
"Mam..." he says again "You're SURE I'm a Polar Bear?"
"Yes" says his hard done to mother, "you're predominantly left pawed, a trait of our species, you have a toxic amount of vitamin A in yer liver, you eat fish, and 'Coke' used you in that commercial - remember?"
"Oh aye," he says. "Righto.!"
Later on he asks again if he's a Polar Bear.
"Flamin' Nora!" says his mammy in the style of Jack Duckworth, "Why the ruddy hell do you keep wondering if yer a Polar Bear?"
"'cause I'm ****ing freezing!" he says!
Now how's that for a joke - silly, surreal and eductaional too!
Did you realise that you were learnig something as well as having a laugh here folks?
;D
N.