Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Aug 27, 2006 0:35:24 GMT
"Hello to internet freaks... can I say 'freaks'? I think I just did!
Or maybe I shouldn't say that...
Columbo asked me to drop in and say a few words, so I thought I'd oblige...
A bit like the girl in the butcher's near me... she's very obliging - but that's another story.
Okay.
Columbo wants me to tell you a joke about a builder who meets a bear in a pub.
Do you meet a lot of bears in your profession? I'm sure you visit a lot of pubs anyhow.
Not that I'm saying you all drink heavily, some of you may stick with halves, which aren't very heavy at all...
So this builder walks into a pub and orders a Campari and Soda... well, they don't all drink lager you know.
That reminds me about our Irish Producer and his fondness for Guinness... but that's another story...
Actually, it's a better story than this.
In fact, it's a better story than 'Snow White'... how did she come to move in with those dwarves anyway? Surely she must have had problems with the low ceilings!
I've just remembered, I'm supposed to be artexing ours.
Where did the word 'artex' come from anyway?
Anyhow, back to our story... the builder, with the Campari... or was it a Gin & Tonic... I can't remember now.
Well, that's goodnight from me... and Mr. Coumbo says it's a very good night from him!
Goodnight!"
N.