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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 13, 2006 22:00:32 GMT
Enlightening!
Educational!
Exemplary!
And... summat else beginning with e.
Nah sod it...
Fictitious!
;D
Here's the word for today:
Dimmocks: 'dim-mucks' n.
1. Slack-breasts usually sported by older women with ginger hair who want to be 'free and easy' i.e. they don't feel the need to wear a bra or a garment that will at least keep their 'chest mumps' above navel level.
2. People who quote 'Monty Python' sketches word for word... usually students who were born many years after the damned thing originally aired.
3. Plural term applied to anyone who watches 'Big Brother'.
"Good God woman... we don't want to see yer dimmocks - go and put a cardigan on or summat - yer making me granddad heave!"
;D
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 18, 2006 21:37:04 GMT
POOSE (n.) "Pewse"
Colloquial Scots term for 'cat'.
"Cam tey grips, ye wee raj - yer poose has shat ayl awaer ma livin' rhume!"
From "McCatSpotting" by Irwin Scots.
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 18, 2006 21:38:10 GMT
CHEGWIN (verb). JEGG-WJINN.
To secrete alchohol outside one's home to be consumed away from friends and relatives in secret... often whilst walking the dog or 'going for some fresh air'.
"Casper? Thy's not getten a Kestrel at all - your Judd's told me - yer Mam caught yer ovver t' wreck wi' some Diamond White... we all know's you Chegwin!"
(From "Kes... t' Director's Cut")
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 18, 2006 21:39:30 GMT
WEEK - Wheakh. n.
1. A seven-day calendar period, especially one starting with Sunday and continuing through Saturday.
2. The noise made by a piggie!
Doctor: So tell me... how long have you been feeling that you're turning into a pig, my man?
Percy: Oh... I guess for about a week! I say... A WEEEEEEK! WEEEEEEEEK! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!
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