Ye Nasty Git!!!

[Lieutenant Columbo]

Here... make sure yer not having yer tea whilst reading these...

Snowballing = Kissing partner with mouth full of semen.
Cleveland Steamer = Girl squats and shits on mans chest same as brown shower.
Hot Plate = A Cleveland Steamer only on face.
Pearl Necklace = Ejaculating on someone's neck.
Rusty Trambone = Ass fisting.
Hot Carl = Analingus with the addition of a turtle head.
Turtle Head = Tip of a turd sticking out of anus.
Filthy Sanchez = Fingering an ass and putting a brown mustache under your lip.
Gitty up = Pulling partners hair like horse while f*cking doggie style.
Donkey Punch = Partner on top punches one on bottom when he or she (on bottom) is orgasming.
Poke and pinch = During anal sex poking f*ckees ribs as you pull out so they tighten up upon your exit.


The derty...


;D

N.

[Stan Butler]

Have you ever had a 'Dirty Get' biscuit when you was a kid?

What's one of those you may ask.
You get two 'Morning Coffee' biscuits, break one in half, chew the other one for a minute or so, then put the chewed contents in between the two halves of the other to create a 'custard cream' type biscuit, then eat it in front of your mates! Guaranteed, they will call you a 'Dirty Get' (hence the name!)

[Lieutenant Columbo]

;D That's NASTY!

I like it!

N.

[funkdooby]

Russell Brand is the king of bizarre (possibly made up in some cases) sexual practices. I am particuarly fascinated by bagpiping ;D

[Lieutenant Columbo]

Bagpiping is not his made-up - heard of it!

;D

Also - for discussion:

Felching
Docking

;D

I got 'em in me "Encyclopedia of Unusual Sexual Practices"

(don't ask)



;D

N.