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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 26, 2006 22:34:25 GMT
Yep - what sets you apart from your peers?
Me?
Well... apart from being a TOP wit... laughter therapist... performer of folky-music, photomanipulator and Qualified Nurse (I HAD to get that in - three years bloody hard work, so I'm BRAGGING!!!)...
I can do a BELTING impersonation of a submarine... you know... the noise one makes on the fillums.
All I need is a good ceramic cup... a decent 'brew' style cup or mug.
And then I do this 'blow into it' sort of trick that does the noise - and it is BOB ON!!!
I've been doing it for yonks... does yer head in to hear... and one lad at work is WELL IMPRESSED with it - so it must be good!
Oh yes - you KNOW it!
;D
N.
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Post by Stan Butler on Sept 26, 2006 22:40:51 GMT
I can do 'Finger Wiggle', 'Kneesy Earsy Nosey',
several various impressions. Some good, some bad, some just shite!
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 26, 2006 22:53:38 GMT
Some good, some bad, some just shite! You'll have to name 'em now! ;D Good 'uns I can do... Sean Connery. Bernard Manning. Rab C. Nesbitt. Hyacinth 'Bucket' (spooky - but DOES sound like her). Alan Bennett. Johny Vegas (but only when I'm 'phlegmy'). Zippy & George Also developing a Ken Goodwin one... not bad so far... I've got the mad laugh and hysteria bit more or less sorted. So come on Spiel - who do you 'do'? ;D N. |
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Post by Stan Butler on Sept 27, 2006 9:09:49 GMT
I do a decent Johnny Vegas, although I have to shout a bit to get it.
Also...
Sean Connery
Chris Eubank
Ashley off Coronation Street
Deirdre Barlow
Julian Clary (which often breaks into Jo Brand for some reason)
Chris Tarrant
Blakey
Dame Edna
Zippy
Croc (off Emu's World!)
Lee Evans
A version of Jimmy Saville
Frank Carson (but just the 'Hey Hey, It's a cracker!")
Roy Walker shouting "Rigggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhht!"
There are more, but I can't remember which ones!
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 28, 2006 20:48:31 GMT
Roy Walker shouting "Rigggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhht!" Now that I want to hear!  I'll do ye me sub. if you do that - deal? N. |
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Post by Stan Butler on Sept 28, 2006 21:56:27 GMT
 DEAL! |
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 29, 2006 7:09:59 GMT
;D I like that... the word "Deal" came up first and I immediately thought of our Noel...
And then... as if by magic... Shopkeeper off 'Mr. Benn' style - up popped arr Noel... not Liam's bruvver... the Edmondio himself!
Excellent!
"I'll just keep this telephone" said Mr. Klepto-Benn "to help me remember this adventure".
;D
N.
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Post by funkdooby on Sept 29, 2006 19:47:40 GMT
I haven't got a talent for anything at all except making a complete knob of meself ;D
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Post by Stan Butler on Sept 29, 2006 22:45:23 GMT
I haven't got a talent for anything at all except making a complete knob of meself ;D From a totally Politically correct world, that must be a true talent!   |
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Post by seymourebutts on Sept 29, 2006 22:48:53 GMT
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Post by Stan Butler on Sept 29, 2006 22:53:01 GMT
I can roll my tongue round so its wrong way,And I can put my feet behind me head. But can you do that thing with your eyes where you turn them inside-out? |
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Post by seymourebutts on Sept 29, 2006 22:54:48 GMT
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 29, 2006 23:23:13 GMT
I can roll my tongue round so its wrong way,And I can put my feet behind me head. If you are expecting a rude reply - then you won't get one off me! ;D Besides... I can do that wi' my tongue too... and I can curl it up sort of 'newspaperlike'. Plus - I can get all the insides out of a tomato with just my tongue in under ten seconds! I may be an ugly sod, but for some reason I got a lot of emails off derty wimmen the last time I posted that! ;D N. |
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Post by seymourebutts on Sept 29, 2006 23:31:40 GMT
I can roll me tongue like that too,Whoooo whooo maybe I will get mail off woman now too! ;D ;D ;D  ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by Lieutenant Columbo on Sept 29, 2006 23:36:26 GMT
I can roll me tongue like that too,Whoooo whooo maybe I will get mail off woman now too! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Careful now... some of 'em were reet psychos - do you want that? ;D N. |
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