Post by moongirl on Sept 30, 2006 20:12:33 GMT
A skinny little white guy stepped into an elevator, looked up and saw this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy saw the little guy staring at him, looked down and said, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20-inch ding-dong, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."
The white man immediately fainted and fell to the floor. The big guy knelt down and brought him to by shaking him. The big guy said, "What's wrong with you?"
In a week voice the little guy said, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big dude said, " Well, I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you an answers to the questions everyone always wants to ask me, but never does. I'm 7 feet tall, 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch ding-dong, my left testicle weights 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown."
The small guy said " Turner Brown? Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, 'TURN AROUND'"!!!! Whew
The white man immediately fainted and fell to the floor. The big guy knelt down and brought him to by shaking him. The big guy said, "What's wrong with you?"
In a week voice the little guy said, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big dude said, " Well, I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you an answers to the questions everyone always wants to ask me, but never does. I'm 7 feet tall, 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch ding-dong, my left testicle weights 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown."
The small guy said " Turner Brown? Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, 'TURN AROUND'"!!!! Whew
