Post by moongirl on Sept 30, 2006 20:34:19 GMT
In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing
a tight mini skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it
was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight
to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the
bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she
reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this
would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried again to take
the step, only to discover again that she couldn't.
So, a little more embarrassed, she once more reached behind her to
unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the
step. Once again, she could not raise her leg.
With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip
a little more, and again was unable to take the step.
About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her
up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
The young lady went ballistic! She turned to the would-be Samaritan
and yelled, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you
are! I could have you arrested for sexual assault!"
The big Texan smiled and drawled: "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree
with you. But after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured
we was friends."
a tight mini skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it
was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight
to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the
bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she
reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this
would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried again to take
the step, only to discover again that she couldn't.
So, a little more embarrassed, she once more reached behind her to
unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the
step. Once again, she could not raise her leg.
With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip
a little more, and again was unable to take the step.
About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her
up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
The young lady went ballistic! She turned to the would-be Samaritan
and yelled, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you
are! I could have you arrested for sexual assault!"
The big Texan smiled and drawled: "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree
with you. But after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured
we was friends."