Post by The Collector on Aug 22, 2006 14:10:40 GMT
Ok, So I've done a Ronnie Barker thread already but not one devoted to the Classic...
Porridge!
He's some classic Quotes for ya!
the MO has finished Fletch's medical, and points to some specimen containers over on a table]
MO: Now I want you to fill one of those containers for me.
Fletch: What, from 'ere?
Mackay: There are only two rules in this prison: 1 - do not write on the walls. 2 - You obey all the rules.
Mackay: All right Fletcher, just don't let me catch you thieving!
Fletch: I won't, Mr Mackay.
Mackay: You won't what?
Fletch: I won't let you catch me, Mr Mackay!
Godber: I'm only in here due to tragic circumstances.
Fletch: Which were?
Godber: I got caught.
Fletch: [singing] Born Free, until someone caught me...
Porridge!
He's some classic Quotes for ya!
the MO has finished Fletch's medical, and points to some specimen containers over on a table]
MO: Now I want you to fill one of those containers for me.
Fletch: What, from 'ere?
Mackay: There are only two rules in this prison: 1 - do not write on the walls. 2 - You obey all the rules.
Mackay: All right Fletcher, just don't let me catch you thieving!
Fletch: I won't, Mr Mackay.
Mackay: You won't what?
Fletch: I won't let you catch me, Mr Mackay!
Godber: I'm only in here due to tragic circumstances.
Fletch: Which were?
Godber: I got caught.
Fletch: [singing] Born Free, until someone caught me...
